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Friday, December 23, 2011

The Missing Birds of Rock Creek Park


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This was written in 2003 for a major environmental organization.

The decline of neotropical migrant song birds in the U.S. was first noticed by birders in Washington, D.C.'s Rock Creek Park, a small federally-protected enclave nestled along a stream bed in Washington, D.C., just 15 miles from Fairfax County.

Breeding Bird Surveys from 1947 through the 1970s, revealed that the yellow-billed cuckoo and yellow-throated vireo -- as well as the northern parula, black-and-white warbler, Kentucky warbler, and hooded warbler -- were disappearing. Six other migrant song birds -- Eastern wood-pewees, Acadian flycatchers, wood thrushes, red-eyed vireos, ovenbirds, and scarlet tanagers -- had declined by more than 50 percent.

What was going on?


Evidence from Overseas

Domestic forest destruction was ruled out, as Rock Creek Park had suffered no substantial encroachment in decades.

An analysis of radar images, done in the early 1980s, however, showed only half as many birds were flying to the U.S. from Mexico's Yucatan as had been migrating just 20 years earlier. Clearly, some part of what was happening to "our" birds was happening overseas. Experts theorized that much of the song bird decline, now being documented across the U.S., was due to forest destruction in Central and South America.

In fact, forest destruction in Central America was proceeding at a very rapid pace, driven in no small part by truly sobering rates of human population growth. In the Peten region of Guatemala, for example, 77% of the original forest cover still existed as recently as 1977. By 1980, however, that number had fallen to 42% and by 1989 just 29 percent of the original forest cover was gone. Scientists now believe as little as 10% of the forest may be left by 2025.


Evidence from the U.S.

By the late 1990s, however, scientists began to realize that forest destruction in Central and South America did not tell all of the story. Analysis of migrant song bird populations at the national level showed that birds loss was not evenly distributed across the U.S.

While most migrant song birds are experiencing clear negative trends east of the Mississippi River, and along the thin coastal strip of the West Coast, neotropical migrants seem to be doing fairly well on large tracts of forested land in the West.

An overlay of neotropical migrant song bird decline and a map of federally protected lands, showed a fascinating pattern: migrant song birds were not in general decline in our national parks, our national forests, or on lands managed by the U.S. Department of Interior's Bureau of Land Management. Migrant song birds were in general decline in the east and in the Midwest, however, where changing agricultural practices and increasing levels of forest fragmentation seemed to be having a real impact.

Scientists looking for clues to song bird loss in Rock Creek Park began to look at the forested areas immediately surrounding the suburbs of Washington, DC, and what they found was pretty startling. Between 1980 and 1995, Fairfax County saw 69 percent of its forests converted to homes and businesses.

While scientists had been puzzling over bird loss in Rock Creek Park, just 15 miles away, Fairfax County's forests had been vanishing under asphalt at an astonishing rate.

Scientists now recognize that these once-vibrant suburban forests were probably the principal "home" of many of the birds that had once been seen in Rock Creek Park. Rock Creek had merely served as way-station between larger forest blocks that once ringed the Washington, DC area.

As new roads and light rail systems continue to be built in the suburbs of Virginia and Maryland, more and more forests are falling to farms and more and more farms are falling to freeways and subdivisions.

Once large blocks of unbroken forest are being shattered into increasingly smaller fragments, allowing such meso-predators as crows, jays, raccoons, possums, feral cats and fox to prey on once-secure migrant song bird nests. In addition, increasingly fragmented forests have enabled the brown-headed cow bird to colonize areas they once would have found unattractive.

Cowbirds nest at the edge of forests and feed in farms fields and pastures. Though native to North America, the brown-headed cowbird was once confined to the forest edges of Midwestern prairies where they fed in grasslands grazed by roaming bison. Today, however, because of widespread forest fragmentation, parasitic cowbirds can be found all across the United States.

The brown-headed cowbird is a parasitic nester, which is to say it builds no nests of its own, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds -- most frequently in the open, cup-shaped nests of neotropical migrants. A single cowbird may lay as many as 80 eggs in a breeding season - one or two eggs per songbird nest. Because cowbird chicks hatch earlier, and are much larger than the offspring of migrant songbirds, they are able to out compete songbird chicks for food, and often simply push them out of the nest altogether.

In the end, a single cowbird may prevent 20 to 30 warblers, finches and vireos from raising their young. If the bird species has a short nesting period, it may not be able to hatch out a second brood that year, in which case that species may fall off rapidly in that area over a relatively short period of time.


Yellow-throated Vireo


More Trouble Ahead?


While a great deal of population-driven environmental damage has already occurred in the suburbs of Virginia, more population growth lies ahead. Fairfax County's population continues to grow rapidly, most of it driven by a combination of internal domestic migration (military and government families coming to support a burgeoning government and high-tech corridor) and international migration.

Fairfax County may be a demographic "canary in a coal mine" signaling where the rest of America may be headed in terms of land use patterns and population growth. With U.S. population growing by more than 3 million people a year, and suburban sprawl gobbling up more than 500,000 acres of forest and farmland every year, the pace of habitat fragmentation is likely to increase rapidly in the years ahead.

Under the Census Bureau's middle-series projection, which assumes that current U.S. immigration and fertility levels will stay about the same, the population of the U.S. will increase by 120 million people over the course of the next 50 years. About 63 percent of this future population growth will be due to immigrants and the children of immigrants that have not yet arrived in the U.S. -- the remaining 37 percent of population growth will be driven by demographic momentum as current U.S. residents move to complete their families.

One hundred and twenty million people is a very large population to add to the U.S. over the course of the next 50 years. To put this number into perspective, this is a population equal to the current populations of California, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Colorado, Montana, Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Texas, Wyoming, Utah, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana combined.

In addition to sprawl directly driven by population growth, the U.S. can expect to see increased forest fragmentation due to more and more folks moving farther and farther out into the countryside, abetted by high-speed internet hookups, satellite television, and light rail systems feeding into an ever-expanding network of four, six and eight lane highways.

As Canadian real estate agent Ozzie Jurock noted in an article for The Vancouver Sun (June 30, 2001),

"People throughout North America are on the move. Population growth in smaller towns is exploding. Californians move to Oregon and Arizona, New Yorkers joke at the rain but moved to Washington. The ski resorts and lakes are teeming with 'former' city slickers clutching cash and the hope for the elusive 'better quality of life."


Even as population growth continues apace in the U.S., the population of Central America continues to grow. Over the course of the next 50 years, Central America and Mexico combined are expected to add 90 million people to their populations -- a 65% percent increase in population.


Why the Fairfax Bird Loss Story is Important


Bird population data are such a robust metric of general environmental health that in the United Kingdom they are used as an official indicator of environmental sustainability.

A broad decline in many wild bird populations in the Western Hemisphere may be an indication that a broad decline in environmental quality is occurring across much of the region.

In the case of neotropical song birds, population-driven habitat decline along the entire migration flyway -- including the United States -- has had a serious impact on U.S. song bird numbers. The decline of songbird species in the U.S. is a powerful reminder that population pressures beyond our borders really do "come home to roost" and that reducing the rates of population growth at home, and abroad, is a real and serious "back yard" environmental issue.

Ironically, even as many bird populations are in decline, the number of Americans interested in birds is on the rise. The National Survey on Recreation and the Environment found that over 71 million Americans are recreational birders, up 250 percent from 1982, making birding the fastest-growing outdoor activity in the U.S.


Black and White Warbler
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Thursday, September 29, 2011

I Like Black Coffee With My Humble Pie


Humble Pie with the Blackberries, who were three of the best studio singers in the business and had backed Tina Turner as "The Ikettes" and Ray Charles as "The Raelettes." 

Steve Marriott singing.  This is the group after Clem Clempson replaced Peter Frampton. 

Marriott died in 1991 in a house fire associated with cigarettes and booze. 
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Friday, June 24, 2011

Another Cup of Insecticide Please!



My drug of choice... the world's most used psychoactive drug... "pure awesome"... increases concentration, decreases fatigue, and gives you better memory.

Friday, October 01, 2010

Good to the Last Dropping

This post was written in very late September of 2007, but I am reposting it now, three years later, because of the development at the ... ummm... end.

So read to the end!

The Camera-Trap Codger went looking for Giant Sulawesi Palm Civets, and made acquaintance with the ratting terriermen of Sulawesi, complete with their garish print shirts, odd hats, and broken tools.

Ah, my kind of people! Click here to read that post.

Now, whenever I think of Palm Civets, of course, I think of coffee. What, you don't?

Ah, well then, you are probably not serious about your coffee. I live on coffee, lots of coffee. And no, I have no idea why I have sleep disorders. Complete mystery.

Anyway, in all the world there is a special coffee. It is better than Blue Mountain, or Kona Joe's, or Colombian Jungle Juice, or East African Mad Dance coffee. This coffee is so ... refined ... it costs $300.00 a pound, and just one cup in a fancy restaurant (if you can find it) will set you back $50.00 or more. This coffee is called Kopi Luwak.

The refining process of this coffee is special. So special that only about 500 pounds of this stuff are produced each year.

So how is it refined? Ah! Well ... ummm ... it is run through a civet. To be specific, it is run through the bowels of a Palm Civet. To be more specific, it is run through the bowels of the Common Palm Civet. If you ran coffee beans through the Giant Sulawesi Palm Civet, which is the kind of animal the Camera Trap Codger was hunting, I have no idea what you would get. Maybe espresso?

In any case, it seems the Common Palm Civet is all over Indonesia. They like to eat coffee fruit, and the beans that can be gleaned from their droppings make for coffee that is "good to the last drop." Or at least good to the last droppings. Or so the People With Too Much Money have been lead to believe by the locals who may be laughing all the way to the bank.

Now there are different theories as to why this coffee is so good. One theory is that the civet is incredibly discerning and only picks the ripest and best berries. No doubt this is true. The civet's gut also seems to remove some caffeine and harsh alkalies, and the bitterness that comes with them. In any case, the coffee that comes from a civet's rectum is supposed to be The Cat's Pajama's. Or at least the Cat's Ass. One idiom seems as good as another in this case.

Of course, to collect the special civet-mellowed beans, you have to find a lot of civet poop, poke through it, extract the beans, sterilize them, and then put them in a coffee mill. The result is supposedly the best cup of coffee in the world.

That said, I have a small question for the first guy in the world to try this: Bahar, what the hell were you thinking??!

And no, I have not yet tried it. But I would. I think. The problem is that about half the Kopi Luwak being sold in the world today is fake. It is not civet-produced. And my position on these kinds of things is very clear: If it's not the real thing, I'm not really interested.

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Addendum 2010:  It seems scientists studying the Common Palm Civet, aka Paradoxurus hermaphroditus, have decided that this animal is, in fact, three distinct species.  No word yet on what this will do to Sumatran coffee prices.
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  • For more on coffee and the environment (plus birds and the World Bank), see >> here
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Saturday, January 24, 2009

Coffee and Provocation



Good Ideas DepartmentJason Marrihew of the American Animal Hospital Association suggests putting contact information into your cell phone for your dog -- the dog's microchip number, the vet’s phone number, a 24-hour care phone number, and the ASPCA Poison Control. Of course, I only know about this great idea because of Gina. You can put family Social Security numbers into your phone too.

A Nice European ImportIs the European Goldfinch getting established in the U.S.? One can only hope so -- a remarkably lovely bird! Yes, yes, I know ... invasive species. A bit late now, though, as any Native American can tell you!

The Vatican Greenlights PedophiliaThe age of consent for sexual activity is age 12 in the Vatican -- the lowest in Europe.

I love the Paris Hilton Tinkerbelle PurseAnd I bet you will too! Check it out!

Death by Caffeine
I drink a lot of coffee. The people at Starbucks know my name and come sit at my table on their breaks. I have written about coffee picked fresh from the anus of a civet, and I have written about how coffee created development in the modern world and how the World Bank damn near killed it, and what all of that has to do with birds. And, of course, there is an American Working Terrier coffee mug. All of this brings me to this cool new tool, which lets folks like me know when I have gone "over my limit" with caffeine. Check it out!

The Continuing Economic CrisisMinnesota counties are thinking of getting rid of their pocket gopher bounties as a way of saving money. Only one question: what took them so long? Is there really that much slack left in this nation's economic rope?

Richard Brautigan & Tarpon Fishing in America
What more could you want? If you don't know Brautigan, you missed one of the funnier light-hearted Beat Poets of the late 60s and early 70s, a legendary time period after birth control and before AIDS, after marijuana but before crack. And there was fishing -- tarpon fishing! Apparently it's all on film, and it can be purchased. Almost no other film of Brautigan exists. A hat tip to Steve Bodio over at Querencia for this one!

Stealing from Hunters and Anglers
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is proposing to rip off California's Fish and Game Preservation Fund, which is underwritten by fees paid by hunters and anglers. Has there been a peep of outrage from the right wing blogosphere on this? Not that I can see. Apparerently they are too busy diving at shadows to see real problems!

Hunting in Washington, D.C.Hunting is a right written right into the Virginia state constitution, while over in suburban Maryland, The Washington Post reports that bow hunters are being right invited into people's back yards in close-in Montgomery County where deer are as acclimated to leaf blowers as you and I are.

An All Rounder
Janeen's English Shepherd is developing an appetite for squirrel! And no, they're not easy to catch.

New Hawking BlogDoug Potter's new hawking blog is coming along very nicely. A good read. Check it out!
Kevin Kelly on the Place Beyond OwnershipKevin Kelley writes: "Very likely, in the near future, I won't 'own' any music, or books, or movies. Instead I will have immediate access to all music, all books, all movies using an always-on service, via a subscription fee or tax. I won't buy – as in make a decision to own -- any individual music or books because I can simply request to see or hear them on demand from the stream of ALL. I may pay for them in bulk but I won't own them. The request to enjoy a work is thus separated from the more complicated choice of whether I want to 'own' it. I can consume a movie, music or book without having to decide or follow up on ownership." Read the whole thing.
Plutonium Found at the DumpAn old glass jar inside a beaten up old safe at the bottom of a waste pit was found to hold some of the first plutonium ever made. Glad it was secure!

Turning Taxidemy into a CPUJust when you think you have seen it all, someone turns a taxidermied beaver into a full Windows-operating computer and posts instructions for you can do it too!

A Condom Ad That is Not Safe for WorkBut it features dogs (of a fashion) and it is funny in a perverted sort of way. Check it out if you dare. You have been warned!

Where the Hell is the State of Kanawha?I had no idea this was the history of West Virginia. West Virginia was once part of Virginia, of course, but I never knew the circumstances of the split. I must have been passed out at the back of the classroom the day they explained this. Or maybe in Virginia schools we hide our shame by simply not teaching it. In any case, it's fascinating and it comes with a cool map.

European Anatomy Museum PhotosA nice Flickr set of human and animal freaks, oddities and curiosities of medicine-- check it out! Not for the squeamish.

Free Stock Photos
You say you want free stock photos for your project? Here are 25 free stock sites. More are suggested in the comments section too.

No More Moa, But We Have an Excellent TurdA treasure trove of information has been found in Moa feces buried beneath the floors of caves and rock shelters for thousands of years. The feces -- up to 15 cm in length -- suggest Moa ate small soft plants, not the bushes and trees once thought.

Stories In Once SentenceSome of my friends and I used to do these in college. A small drinking sport. I could kick myself now for not thinking up this web site myself: One Sentence: True Stories Told in One Sentence. Perfect! Check it out!

A Killer iPhone ApplicationThe iPhone now comes with a new application called "Lethal" which, if you install it, will tell you everything in your area which poses a lethal threat. They even have a wildlife overlay which ranks Mobile, Alabama as the most wildlife-lethal place in the U.S. with 19 killer species. The sign, at left, is from Alabama. Not a lot of terrier work in Alabama.

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Friday, October 26, 2007

Coffee and Provocation

Going to Hell in a Handbasket
The United Nations has put out another report saying the world's environment is going to hell in a handbasket due to rapid and sustained human population growth. That's exactly what I have been saying for 27 years. There's just one little problem with this story board as a policy-making tool: the folks that vote and read United Nations reports are humans, and for the human race (taken as a whole) things are actually better now than they were 20, 50, 100, or 150 years ago based on almost any metric you would like to choose (longevity, neonatal mortality, income, access to clean water, food intake, sanitation, women's rights, etc.). Yes, things are often worse for wildlife (though not always), but wildlife and wild places don't get a vote in this human-dominated world of ours. To bad, we may think, but that's the sum total of the world's environmental problems in a nutshell. 

Time to Cull the Badgers
The British Government's chief scientific advisor, Sir David King, has said culling badgers is the "best option available at the moment to reduce the reservoir of tuberculosis infection in wildlife," and that a cull will start in a few months. I am not sure how this is news: DEFRA, the Department of Environmental and Rural Affairs in the U.K., has been gassing scores of thousands of badgers in TB-plagued areas of the U.K. for years. Nonetheless, the badger population in the U.K. is at historical records, and in fact there are now reported to be more badgers in the U.K. than fox!

Protecting Virginia Wilderness
The Virginia Ridge and Valley Act, which will permanently protect as wilderness almost 55,000 acres in Virginia's Jefferson National Forest, has passed the House of Representatives. Let us hope the Senate is next. To read more about the region

National Geographic in Praise of Hunters
The National Geographic has come out with a piece in praise of hunters! About time they recognized the conservation history here. The article, entitled Hunters: For the Love of the Land, gets it just about right. 

HSUS Says It's the Ignorant Public's Fault 
Read this piece from the folks at the National Animal Interest Alliance about the Humane Society of the U.S. is concerned. Patti Strand of the National Animal Interest Alliance notes that, "HSUS calls itself a mainstream advocacy group, hiding or downplaying the fact that it ... is all about promoting vegan diets - no meat, no dairy - and ending traditional human-animal relationships across the board, from agriculture to biomedical research. . . . Mr. Pacelle [of the HSUS] seems baffled that anyone would go after HSUS for not having shelters because as he stated, 'We never said we run - local animal shelters.' This is vintage HSUS. They call themselves a humane society and then blame the public for being confused. By calling itself the Humane Society of the United States, HSUS rides into every situation on a 'case of mistaken identity' - an identity that, oops, just happens to raise millions of dollars: the mistaken impression for many Americans being that it is a humane society rather than a giant propaganda, lobbying and fundraising machine." Of course, what Strand does not mention is that her organization is a professional apologist for the puppy mill industry and factory farming, while she herself is on the board of the AKC where she works to make sure the Dalmatian registry is kept firmly closed so that the deep (and painful) health problems of that breed are not rectified through outcrossing. Nice! Talk about calling the kettle black! 

Drunk and Disorderly in India: In India, a herd of about 40 wild Asian elephants in Chandan Nukat, in northeast India, got drunk on beer kept outside in casks by local villagers, and then proceeded to run through a nearby paddy field where one of them struck an electrical pole and came in contact with a very powerful electrical wire. Writhing in pain while being juiced by electricity, other elephants tried to come to its aid, and a total of 6 elephants ended up being electrocuted. The report is that there would have been even more elephant deaths had not villagers, awakened by the cries of the animals, not chased them away to protect them. For the record, this was not the first time drunken elephants have rioted in Chandan Nukat -- it happened three years ago. Perhaps now is a good time to suggest leaving the beer kegs inside

Electrocuting Elephants With Thomas Alva Edison: In turn out that drunken elephants in India story (see above) is not the first time an elephant has been electrocuted. Believe it or not, the first elephant electrocution was orchestrated as a stunt in 1903 by none other than Thomas Alva Edison who was looking for a shocking (pun intended) publicity ploy to show that the alternating current (AC) system being proposed by George Westinghouse and Nikola Tesla was dangerous and could kill people, while his direct current (DC) system could not. The gruesome elephant-killing publicity stunt was even filmed, but guess what? It didn't work! We have AC in our houses today, and DC is what runs all those little battery-operated thinga-ma-jigs we get at Best Buy.

Thank You Blowhards! A special shout-out to the folks at 2Blowhards who gave us a very nice atta-boy for a couple of posts on this blog. Considering the rather stellar and far-reaching content of their blog, I am pleased as punch by their compliments.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Coffee and Provocation

Lassie and Timmy Say "No" to Mandatory Spay-Neuter:
From the Santa Clara County Signal: "On the eve of a controversial bill that is scheduled to be heard in a state Senate committee, opponents of the measure are getting a little help from some four-legged star power. A ninth generation descendent of the dog that played "Lassie" in the 1950s television series will be roaming the halls of the Capitol in Sacramento in opposition to the California Healthy Pet Act of 2007, a bill that would create a statewide mandate for the neutering of dogs and cats over six months of age. The Collie, whose name is also Lassie, will be joined by Jon Provost, the man who played "Timmy" in the series. The two will go office to office briefing legislators on the drawbacks to a bill some say could threaten the various dog and cat industries."

Timmy Says Take Action:
It's not too late to take action. Simply go to the PetPac site to see who to contact. And read this USA Today editorial in opposition to California's mandatory surgical sterilization law >> click here.

Cloning News:
South Korea has announced that, for reasons unknown, it is going to clone beagles to sniff for drugs at the border. What makes this so odd is that there is not much of a border to guard (Korea is a peninsula and both sides of the North Korean border are guarded by landmines and armed guards), and there's not a lot of illegal drug use in Korea. And never mind that sniffing out illegal drugs is not a genetic behavior, but a learned behavior, and never mind that there is no shortage of beagles anywhere in the world. The cost of this stupid-on-a-stick excercise is estimated to be over $50,000 per animal.

On the Frontiers of Good Government:
China executed the head of its FDA last week and one of his subordinates, which is something you would think would give pause to the folks over at the U.S. Food and Drug Administration who have inspected nothing for years, and greenlighted everything from killer dog food to toxic toothpaste.

Two Billion Mice:
My daughter is in Thailand at the moment, so I am reading the local paper over there,
which reports that "An estimated 2 billion field mice are chomping their way hungrily through crops in 22 counties around the Dongting Lake in central China's Hunan province after their homes on islands in the lake were flooded."
. . . . . Meanwhile, folks who are trying to live in the U.S.A. without buying Chinese-made goods are finding
all the good mouse traps are made in China. Go figure.
. . . . . Finally, to round out the mouse news, the brain trust at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute
reports that they have found a faster and cheaper way to make mutant mice. Their goal is to make 900 new lines of mutant mice by 2010. Hopefully they will be released in China which seems to have the mousetrap market all sewn up.

Go Green (Very, Very Fast):
The young (26-year old) Al Gore III was nailed for driving very fast with a wide assortment of illegal prescription drugs in his car. My condolences to Al and Tipper Gore; it's never easy being a parent. Some mystery surrounds the initial news reports, however, such as: How the hell do you get a Prius up to 100-miles per hour? The answer to that question can be found >>
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Elk Tag Auction: Doing Well and Doing Good:
Ben Nicholson won a New Mexico tag in a raffle from the Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation. Ben cannot use the tag, but he is allowed to sell it, and that sale is happening as an auction through the HuntingLife.com web site and blog, with 10 percent of the proceeds to go to conservation. Let the bidding begin!
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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Coffee and Provocation

TV Shows Have Screwed Up a Whole Generation of Hunters:
A hat tip to Steve Bodio for pointing to this great little bit by David Petzal at Field and Stream. Entitled "More Sad Tales of Computer-Age Hunters," it describes the collision that occurs when the false expectations of fantasy hunters slam up against the real world of hunting and fishing on open land and open water. Bingo. Excellent and well said.

Like Catching a Shot Put:
The same Dave Petzal, cited above, also wonders about an 11-year old kid shooting a .50 cal eight times at anything. Glad I am not alone in this regard. He writes with some authority: "About the .500 S&W. I can distinctly remember when the .45 ACP was thought of as a veritable cannon, and the .357 magnum was considered so terrifying that only FBI agents were manly enough to shoot it. Yet here is an 11-year-old shooting something with one hand that kicks as hard as a .338. I shot a .500 S&W when it first came out in 2003, and it reminded me of the time when, as a kid, I tried to catch a 12-pound shot put."

Kissing the Sphinx and Other Tricks of Forced Perspective:
Over at Stinky Journalism, they have done a very nice analysis of the new "hogzilla" photo and found it wanting. In fact, their analysis was apparently good enough that The Today Show scraped their invite to Jamison Stone and his father.

Alabama's Inquiring Minds Want to Know:
It seems that Alabama fish and game officials have a few questions about that monster pig as well. They want to know how this huge hog miraculously got into a 150-acre fenced pay-to-shoot hunting place (of all the places for a giant pig to show up on its own), and whether anyone broke Alabama state law prohibiting the transportation and release of live feral swine. They also want to know if the hunt complied with the state's "fair chase" law which requires that animals on hunting plantations have a reasonable chance of escape. I'm sure some interesting stuff is going to reveal itself. So far we've learned this pig was in a 150-acre pen. Hmmm. Stay tuned.

The Number of the Beast:
Jim Stevens Chief Financial Officer of the AKC, has
told the board of that august organization that AKC events (i.e. dogs shows) "lost approximately ten million dollars in 2005." In order to recoup the money lost by holding dog shows the AKC has decided it will continue to register puppies from places like the Hunte Corporation and other commercial breeders (sometimes referred to as "puppy mills"), just as they have done for decades. Since it costs $15 to register a puppy with the AKC, the AKC will have to register 666,666 "misery puppies" a year from these commerical breeders in order to recoup the money lost by the rosette chasers. You can do the math yourself -- I did not make up this equation which gives you the Mark of the Devil and the Number of the Beast.


PayPal Comes Through:
A few weeks back, I got a little over $400 stolen from a PayPal account that was hacked into by someone overseas (the money was converted to U.K. pounds). The folks at PayPal investigated and refunded the whole amount to me in pretty short order and with a great deal of professionalism and assurance that all would be made right. They were true to their word.

Head of FDA Sentenced to Death:
The head of the FDA has been sentenced to death. Unfortunately, it's the head of the FDA in China. He is being sentenced to death for accepting $850,000 in bribes and looking the other way on questionable drug approvals. I certainly hope Members of Congress bring up this story repeatedly the next time the head of the US FDA is called up to testify about toxic dog food, payola to FDA officials from drug companies, and uninspected meat packing houses. As a friend of mine once observed, "the safety coming of a gun has a way of focusing the mind."

Melamine Toxin Added to Animal Feed in America:
It turns out that American companies have been putting Melamine into animal feeds over here all on their own. You see, the Chinese aren't smarter than we are, and people are the same all over! Now, doesn't that make you feel better?