Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Another Tree Falls in the Forest


I see Jesse Jackson has died at age 84.  He had a long career in civil rights, and was a fiery defender of justice, though towards the end his speaking style seemed almost a parody of what, 20 years earlier, had seemed new and fresh.

I ran a few events in which Jesse Jackson spoke, but only one of which is memorable.  That one was a 10,000-person rally in City Hall Park in New York City.  I was on stage, fiddling with a prop I had brought from Washington, when some fool pushed over its top, which came down on my finger, all but severing it.  Blood was everywhere, and the finger was quite smashed. Before I could figure out what to do, an ambulance rolled up, and a fellow so short he could stand up in the vehicle got out. He was lightly bearded, very serious, and wearing a yarmulke. 

“What happened,” he asked.

“I don’t know,” I said.  “The mohel said this is how you do it, but it seems off.”  

Oh, he LOVED that answer!  

As we pulled up at Bellvue, a few blocks away, he looked at me sternly and said in a commanding tone. “Don’t say nothing.  Imma get you in.”  

I nodded, and it was really quite miraculous — I breezed past everyone, and was put in a bay next to a construction worker with a piece of rebar stuck through his side. I did not think we needed equal attention, but I was also not in charge.

My finger was x-rayed, and I was told the bone was smashed, but would heal. The wound was sutured, and a tall, quite beautiful Jamaican nurse hung an IV bag loaded with antibiotics. 

When she came back to unplug me and let me get back to the rally, she asked me how long I’d worked for Mayor Giuliani. 

There was a two click pause while I figured out how my Jewish friend had gotten me seen so fast.  “A while,” I said. “But hey, if you’d like to meet Jesse Jackson, he’s just a few blocks away, and I can guarantee you get a picture.”  

Sadly, I never saw her again.

Not really a Jesse Jackson story — more a joke about mohels, but it’s what I thought of this morning, and trust me when I say Jesse Jackson would have *loved* that story.

Another tree falls in the forest. It was an old tree, and probably its time.  But like Noah I wonder if we have enough big wood to build the next boat we will need to survive the next flood. Where are our civil rights leaders? Who speaks for those whose lives are just a few paychecks away from eviction? Where are our leaders of any kind?  Chuck Schumer? Hakeem Jeffries?  Give me a break. The American opposition to fascism is rudderless.

And yet…..

And yet, there is Minnesota.  The fierce light of Minnesota is catching fire in San Francisco, New York City, Chicago, Philadelphia.

Perhaps America will lead itself out of the darkness, holding each other’s hands, neighbor to neighbor, one at a time.

Jesse would have liked that.

Hawks on Liberty Road





Hawks on the way back from the grocery store last night.

Over One Million Dead Americans



TRUE STORY

My floor guy, who I really like, 
told me that he met his wife
in 7th grade at the County Fair, 
and they were married 40 years 
before she died of Covid at age 57.  

He’s still not vaccinated, he offered, 
and has caught Covid twice.

He told this to me 
while smoking Marlboros, 
and I was leaning on a pitchfork 
wearing a “Let’s Go Darwin” T-Shirt.

I do not jump to conclusions,
but I also do not always ask.

There’s a reasonably good chance
his wife caught Covid before 
there was a vaccine.

And after two episodes, 
his natural immunity is as strong 
as my vaccine-acquired immunity.

But my wife is alive, and I can still taste
scrambled eggs and good coffee
and he has lost both, so I do not ask.

I like my floor guy.
I do not stir a pot
from which I do not want to drink.

A Scattered Deer Herd




There were 23 deer in these fields this evening — spread out, and far away, so impossible to get in one shot, but there are 15 in the first shot, including 6 or 7 in the far distance.

Great Falls on the Potomac



Great Falls is just above Washington, D.C., on the border of Virginia and Maryland. The river here cascades over a series of falls, dropping 76 feet in less than 1 mile as the river narrows and runs through the hard rock of Mather Gorge.  

Great Falls is, I believe, the only Class VI whitewater rapids in the world located next to a major city.

I took this picture at some distance and then — on a lark — ran it through a paint program that made it took like an old magazine illustration.

Monday, February 16, 2026

A Crick By Any Other Name


There are about 180,000 named stream-like bodies of water in the U.S.  


Across most of the country, the default term is “creek,” (pronounced “crick” over most of the South and Appalachia)   but there are regionalisms which reflect different bands of immigrant settlement and linguistic isolation.


In New England, for example, the preferred term is “brook,” while in Pennsylvania and Northern Virginia, we generally talk of a “run,” while in parts of Kentucky it might be called a “lick”.


In the South and much of the Midwest, the preferred term is “branch,” but in the desert Southwest, the larger waters may be called “rios,” while the dry beds of very seasonal streams are often called “arroyos” or “washes.” 


In parts of New York a mapped stream may be called a “kill” — an archaic Dutch term.


Oddly, while much of the eastern U.S. was initially settled by immigrants from England and Scotland, you rarely hear the term “burn” — a Scottish and northern English term for a small river, brook, or large stream.












Fog, Snow, and Joy




This year versus last year. My driveway brings me joy: it means I am home, and calmness and quiet are ahead. Dogs, bees, food, wife, bed, and deep chairs are at the end of this driveway.

You Get What You Tolerate




Each to His Own



You have your God, and I have mine. The difference is my God tells jokes, actually loves everyone, and has killed no one.

Wherever You Go, There You Are


“You can't get away from yourself by moving from one place to another.” 
Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises



Sunday, February 15, 2026

The Dogs Trained Him Well



The Gish Gallup and Brandolini’s Law



If you are a creator on the internet, or anyone running any kind of internet forum, you will find that your own proclivity towards civility and good manners will clash with the realities of the “Gish Gallup” and its cousin, Brandolini’s Law.


Brandolini’s Law?  The Gish Gallup?  What are those?


The Gish Gallop is a debate tactic of overwhelming an opponent with a rapid, massive volume of low-quality arguments, half-truths, and falsehoods to make refutation impossible in the given space and time. 


The term was first coined in 1994 by Eugenie Scott, and named after young-earth creationist Duane Gish, who often used this technique in debates. 


The Gish Gallup makes effective use of Brandolini's Law (aka the "bullshit asymmetry principle"), which states that the energy needed to debunk misinformation is significantly greater than the energy required to create it.


The Gish Gallup and Brandolini’s Law are the tools of the Internet Troll who, showing their own emotional and intellectual weakness, take great delight in vandalizing sites and forums while wasting the time and energy of others.  


Trolls crave attention, but are generally without the skills to get that attention by creating a sustained body of commendable work.


Trolls killed Twitter/X, which became a toxic dump, as had so many forums before it.  


When Threads started up, there was a conscience choice to try to make a different culture.  


How to do that?


Two rules were broadly adopted


1.  Do not engage with trolls. Block them without comment (i.e., extinguish the behavior).


2.  Applaud every personal success or sensible argument as much as you can (i.e., click and treat).


Unbelievably, that’s worked. Threads is simply a much better place than Twitter/X ever was.


Which brings us to Burns’ Codicle to Brandolini’s Law, which is a simple “ban and delete” instruction and response.  


Though a definitive cure, wide-spread adoption of a “ban and delete” response has been slow to be embraced because most people have spent a lifetime cultivating self-discipline, tolerance, and good manners, the very attributes  exploited by Internet Trolls.  


In addition, Trolls make clever use of human vanity by saying that any and every refusal to engage with specious, bad-faith, and unsupported claims is a sign of intellectual weakness from the other side.  In fact, it’s not; it’s simply a refusal to engage with a Troll on a troll’s terms, which are always bad-faith and never supported.


How can you tell the difference between those engaged in legitimate debate and those engaged in bad-faith trolling?


For a start, remember that Internet Trolls rely on asymmetry, which is a fancy way of saying they will make short, vague, and unverifiable Olympian statements without a linked source.  


Think RFK Jr. in the health care arena, and you get the idea.


Trolls have never produced any sustained work on the topic at hand because their goal is not to problem solve or illuminate, but to disrupt, vandalize, and obfuscate.


Bottom line:  If you are a creator on the internet, or anyone running any kind of internet forum, learn how to reign in your own civility and good manners, which are being used against us all.  


Or as we say in the world of working terriers; “vermin banged hard on the head will never trouble you again”.

Go Fuck Yourself



My new favorite animal reproduction story.

Saturday, February 14, 2026

Watching the Health of Dogs



THE ROYAL KENNEL CLUB’S Breed Watch Program is a kind of “Check-engine light” program that groups breeds of show dogs into three folders.

◼️Category 1: Breeds with no visible health concerns linked to conformation, requiring standard monitoring.  Most breeds fall into this folder.

◼️Category 2: Breeds with visible health concerns linked to exaggerated conformation that need closer attention and monitoring. Breeds in Category 2 include:
▪️Bedlington Terrier
▪️Bloodhound (as of 1st January 2025) 
▪️Borzoi
▪️Boston Terrier
▪️Boxer
▪️Bull Terrier
▪️Bull Terrier (Miniature)
▪️Bullmastiff
▪️Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
▪️Cesky Terrier
▪️Chihuahua (Long Coat)
▪️Chihuahua (Smooth Coat)
▪️Chinese Crested
▪️Chow Chow
▪️Collie (Rough)
▪️Dachshund (Long Haired)
▪️Dachshund (Miniature Long Haired)
▪️Dachshund (Miniature Smooth Haired)
▪️Dachshund (Miniature Wire Haired)
▪️Dachshund (Smooth Haired)
▪️Dachshund (Wire Haired)
▪️German Shepherd Dog (as of 1st September 2025)
▪️German Spitz (Klein)
▪️German Spitz (Mittel)
▪️Gordon Setter
▪️Great Dane
▪️Griffon Bruxellois
▪️Irish Terrier
▪️Irish Wolfhound
▪️Keeshond
▪️King Charles Spaniel
▪️Leonberger
▪️Maremma Sheepdog
▪️Newfoundland
▪️Norwich Terrier
▪️Old English Sheepdog
▪️Pomeranian
▪️Pyrenean Mountain Dog
▪️Retriever (Golden)
▪️Retriever (Labrador)
▪️Rottweiler
▪️Shar Pei
▪️Shetland Sheepdog
▪️Siberian Husky
▪️Spaniel (American Cocker)
▪️Spaniel (Clumber)
▪️Staffordshire Bull Terrier
▪️West Highland White Terrier

◼️Category 3: Breeds with visible health concerns linked to exaggerated conformation, requiring increased support and proactive measures.  Breeds in Category 3 include:
▪️Basset Hound (as of 1st January 2025) 
▪️Bulldog 
▪️Dogue de Bordeaux 
▪️French Bulldog (as of 1st January 2025) 
▪️Mastiff 
▪️Neapolitan Mastiff 
▪️Pekingese 
▪️Pug 
▪️St. Bernard 

The Royal Kennel Club’s Breed Watch program was not started lightly, and it was not created without cause.  It is, in fact, a measured response to a large and increasing body of evidence that morphological exaggeration has harmed some breeds, causing unnecessary pain and dysfunction.

See the Royal Kennel Club’s web site for more information >> https://www.royalkennelclub.com/activities/heritage-sports/dog-showing/judging-dog-shows/breed-watch-health-and-welfare-of-show-dogs/

See the Royal Kennel Club’s  Breed Watch Illustrated Guide (PDF) >> https://shorturl.at/udiqs

A Checklist for Healthier Dogs



The All Party Group for Animal Welfare’s Innate Health Assessment (IHA) is a 10-point checklist for healthier dogs.  See >> https://www.innatehealthassessment.org

Take three minutes (total) to watch the two introductory videos that briefly detail the 16 years of history behind the IHA, and its reason for being.

The Angle of the Dangle


Life comes with risks, but humans are notoriously bad at gauging risk, a situation exploited every day by politicians, health gurus, and insurance salesman.

This morning, while writing about probabilities and predictions, I was reminded of an old speech opener I’ve used once or twice before.

Back in 1962, NASA held a press conference before the launching of a Mercury spaceship into its first earth orbit.

A reporter asked rocket scientist Wernher von Braun how he knew where in the Pacific Ocean the Friendship 7 space capsule would land.

Von Braun nodded.  Good question.

“Well,” he said in his thick German accent.  “This is an issue of mathematics and probabilities”

“The rocket will reach a top speed of 17,534 miles per hour, and the earth rotates at a speed of 1,020 miles per hour at the equator. The space capsule will make three orbits of the earth before re-entry at 32.5 degrees of inclination.  If the angle of attack is greater than 35 degrees on reentry, the space capsule will burn up, but if it’s less than 30 degrees the space capsule will skip off the atmosphere ike a stone on water.”

There was silence in the room.

The reporter nodded, not understanding any of it.

He tried again.

“But Dr. von Braun, earlier you said the Friendship 7 capsule could stay afloat in the ocean for at least 45 minutes before sinking, allowing US Navy destroyer Noa plenty of time to come in and pick it up.  

“But that supposes the destroyer is very close by.  How do you know *exactly* where the space capsule will land in the Pacific?”

Von Braun nodded.  

“Yes,” he said.  “It is very complicated.  The angle of the dangle is affected by changing gravitational pull at different heights over Earth, but …. in the end… it is a calculated risk.”

At which point, John Glenn whispered:  “Could I see those calculations?”

———————

Pictured:  John Glenn and Wernher von Braun in the control room of Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Alabama.

Dale Anne Bradley :: Me and Bobby McGee



Friday, February 13, 2026

The Check-Engine Light Is On



The single greatest threat to any enterprise comes from those who ignore or deny problems, probabilities, and possibilities.


You know the type.  


These are the folks who ignore “check engine” lights for 20,000 miles, and are suddenly surprised when their car gives up the ghost 70 miles from home.


These are the folks who become day traders, invest in crypto, and confidently put all their chips on red to win.  


What could go wrong?  Nothing!


Pride cometh before the fall, and untreated hubris is too often fatal.


Consider the Titanic. The ship was famously over-built, with sixteen high and heavy bulkheads designed to keep the ship afloat even if two adjoining main compartments were open to the sea, and she was designed to survive a breach of three adjoining compartments at once in 11 of 14 possible combinations.


It was *unthinkable* that she could be sinkable.


And so, when the Titanic set sail from  Southampton on the 10th of April 1912, her new crew, who had only signed on four days earlier, were not yet in sync. 


Running at night, in a thick fog, and fighting a coal fire that had started in a forward bunker even before the ship started, lookouts were not even issued binoculars.  


What could go wrong?  Nothing!


We all know what happened, but did we learn the lesson?


What if the captain had heeded the iceberg warnings he received from six other ships the day of the sinking?  


What if the captain had slowed down or heaved to for the night?


What if they had thought of counting lifeboats *before* they left Southampton, rather than after the ship had sunk?


What if the lookouts had foresight because they had been issued binoculars?


What if the captain had steered a course 1 degree further south?  


If he’d done that, he would have been 18 miles outside the iceberg belt that he plowed into at full speed.


But of course he did none of that.


And why would he?  What could go wrong? 


Nothing!


My car mechanic and I were talking about check-engine lights.  


I’d brought in my car when the console lights went out.  It was nothing — I had accidentally hit some switch I’d never hit before. He flicked it back — no charge.  


“Grease is cheaper than parts,” I said, explaining why I’d brought it in.


He laughed.  “Truth!”


Did I mention, he’s my mechanic for life?


The old aphorism is that “a stitch in time saves nine”.


In the world of dog training, it’s said a bit differently; “If you do less, sooner, you won’t have to do more, later.”


In all things, the message is the same it’s best to face problems, probabilities, and possibilities earlier, rather than later.   


You can train a small Bonsai plant with nothing more than tiny scissors and a short piece of thin wire.  If you wait 20 years, however you will need a saw, a car jack, and another 10 years of regrowth to set things right.


If you do less, sooner, you won’t have to do more, later.


Denial often comes with a steep price.  


Sure you can ignore things for a while, but eventually the karma credit card bill comes due, and it generally comes with compound interest.


And isn’t that so often true in the world of dogs? 


Over 40 percent of American dogs are obese.  That’s not a hard problem to see or fix, but we too often ignore it, rationalize it, and deny it, and dogs pay the price.


Some breeds have extreme morphologies resulting in common health problems ranging from respiratory distress to neurological damage, from spinal issues to skin infections, from damaged eyes to damaged teeth, from shot hips to obligate caesarian birth. 


Does anyone think it’s in any breed’s interest to deny problems, probabilities, and possibilities?  


And yet, it’s done every day.  


Cite the studies, give the data, show the costs, and you will quickly be accused of “bashing” a breed, such is the overarching denial of the breed-blind, the rosette chaser, and the puppy peddler. 


Nearly every breed has some significant probability of having an inherited health issue due to jaw-dropping levels of inbreeding.


Do we deny it?  At what cost to breeds in general, and to our own well-loved breed in particular?  


Can any problem be fixed if it is denied?


What about temperament, drive, and internal codes? 


What about the very real breed-specific problems faced by Pit Bulls, Jack Russell Terriers, Border Collies, and Malinois — to name just four breeds — that too often prove to be too much for novice owners unable to cope with exercise, drive, and training demands?  


Do we deny that these hard-wired breeds should come with a warning label?


I hope not.


And yet….


And yet, the check engine light is on for a lot of breeds, and it’s often been on for a hell of a long time.


Having ignored problems for 50 years, a slight course correction is no longer always possible. 


Fifty feet from the iceberg, it’s a “hard left on the rudder” and a cry to reverse engines and man the lifeboats.


In mainland Europe, “torture breeding” laws are being passed to curb the very worst excesses caused by decades of breeder denial and gaslighting.


In Britain, a rapid rise in veterinary costs has resulted in an investigation by the Competition and Markets Authority (CMA). Regulation to increase transparency and to give consumers new tools to redress complaints is now in the offering.  The vets, of course, say no new regulation is needed.  


Problems?  What problems?


Also in the UK, a wide consortium has come together to create something they are calling an Innate Health Assessment “tool”.


The  Innate Health Assessment tool focuses on reducing welfare issues caused by "extreme" breeding, requiring a pass in at least 8 out of 10 criteria.  


Think of it as a “check engine” light, and you’ve got the right idea.


Are UK dog breeders going to be forced to produce morphologically and genetically healthier dogs?


I don’t know All I know is what my mechanic says:  He can fix it now for less, or more for later.


Right.


“Grease is cheaper than parts.”