Sunday, October 18, 2026

Increased Adoption and Declining Euthanasia




Kristi Wright was hired as the animal-control officer in Pecos, Texas, in 2017. The town’s shelter, a windowless cinder-block building behind the police station, had twelve bare-bones kennels and few resources. “People thought of it, like, That’s where animals go to die,” Wright told me. “And it wasn’t untrue.” In Pecos, a West Texas oil-field town dotted with man camps, equipment yards, and the occasional roofless adobe structure melting into the scrub, packs of stray dogs congregated by the gas stations and the elementary schools. The animals that wound up in the shelter, some strays and a few surrendered by owners who couldn’t care for them, were unlikely to get adopted; anyone in Pecos who wanted a dog probably already had three. The shelter had a budget for euthanasia drugs and food but not for vaccinations.


Wright reached her limit within a couple of years. It was euthanasia day, and next up on the list was a wiggly four-month-old puppy named Honey. “I went into that kennel, and that dog was just so happy to see me, jumping all over me,” Wright recalled. She looked at Honey and thought, I am not going to kill this dog. Instead, she went next door to tender her resignation to the police chief. After some discussion, Wright agreed to stay in the job, provided that she was allowed to try a different approach. Then she sent cold e-mails to every rescue group that she could find in the region.


Municipal animal shelters like the one in Pecos typically have to take in any animal within their community boundaries. They are often underfunded and overcrowded and have higher euthanasia rates than privately run organizations. Rescue groups, of which there are nearly ten thousand in the U.S.—twice the number of shelters—attempt to ease the burden by removing and finding homes for adoptable dogs. “The rescue dog is now, indisputably, a luxury good,” Allie Conti wrote in The Cut in 2021, after the pandemic dog-adoption boom. It was clear that there was a persistent geographic disparity in the supply of adoptable pets. Broadly speaking, the South has lower spay-and-neuter rates and larger populations of strays. “I have a letter from a woman who got a dog from us that literally says, ‘In Portland, Oregon, there’s a saying: That it’s easier to buy a house than to adopt a dog.’ That’s just how it was in northern shelters,” Heather Hall, the director of One Tail at a Time - West Texas, a rural animal-rescue organization, told me. “It didn’t take too long to realize that, if there are empty shelters in the North and overflowing shelters in the South, this is a distribution issue.”


The past few years have seen significant growth of transportation networks that move animals via commercial flights, private jets, chartered planes, R.V.s, passenger vans, and personal vehicles. The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals’ transport program began in 2014 with seven thousand transfers and by 2024 had relocated nearly three hundred thousand animals; Facebook groups such as the UnderBoneRailroad match animals in need with volunteers willing to drive them across the country. The work appears to be having an impact. In 2016, just under half of shelters in the U.S. could be classified as no-kill—at least ninety per cent of their healthy animals were adopted, fostered, or reunited with their owners; last year, more than two-thirds were no-kill. (Best Friends Animal Society, a rescue nonprofit, says that the ninety-per-cent benchmark allows some leeway to account for animals with “irremediable medical or behavioral issues that compromise their quality of life and prevent them from being re-homed.”)


The first dog that left Pecos in a plane was a sweet, rambunctious stray that Wright called Felicia. For years, Wright had strategically avoided bringing her into the shelter, assuming that it would amount to a death sentence: “She was huge. Nobody wanted that dog.” (The shelter had so little space that ownerless animals were typically euthanized after seventy-two hours.) Once, Wright managed to find Felicia a local foster family, but she escaped from their barn—she “broke a window,” Wright said. In 2022, an animal rescue in Oregon found a foster home for Felicia, and a nonprofit agreed to fund her trip on a charter plane. Wright took Felicia to the small municipal airport herself. “I stood there and boo-hooed on the tarmac for, like, thirty minutes about that stupid dog,” she said. In the past year, nearly six hundred dogs have been transported out of Pecos, most of them flown out of state. In June, the shelter celebrated its twelfth consecutive month as a no-kill facility.


If spun correctly, a dog’s difficult past can be a selling point. “People want a dog that has an incredible story, that’s really been saved from something terrible,” Hall told me. “Who wants an eighty-pound black pit bull? Well, we can make you want them, because that’s a really incredible dog that was tied up on an oil rig for four weeks and then fed by two different crews and then got bit by a rattlesnake and abandoned at the vet. Now he can be your heroic save story.” (She later told me that this example was not hypothetical and that the dog is now living happily in Portland.)


Long-distance transport is expensive and stressful for animals. (Flights, typically covered by animal-rescue nonprofits, can cost as much as twenty-five hundred dollars an hour.) Ideally, dogs from Pecos would be adopted by people living in Pecos. But Hall argues that long-distance relocation is an “essential stopgap measure while shelters get a handle on their pet populations.” In the past six years, she has facilitated the transport of more than three thousand dogs from remote communities in Texas to places such as Portland, Chicago, and Jackson Hole, Wyoming. “I’m not going to say it’s easy and I’m not going to say it’s cheap, but there’s a mechanism to get dogs pretty much anywhere you want at any time you want,” Hall said.


Wright works out of a cozily cluttered office near the entrance to the Pecos shelter building. A value-sized jar of dog treats sits on her desk next to a sign that reads “You don’t have to be crazy to work here, we’ll train you.” On the afternoon that I visited, a shelter employee named Laura was holding a timid Chihuahua mix with comically outsized ears. The dog was named Allsup, in honor of the gas station where she was found. Wright told me that she’d seen Allsup around for years, but the dog had always avoided capture. “Then the other week I get out to go get my coffee, and she got close. I was, like, Today’s the day, ma’am.” Small dogs are prized in cities, and a foster family in Portland had quickly agreed to take in Allsup. She was scheduled for a flight later that week.


Wright grew up in rural Alabama; like many people who wind up in Pecos, she was drawn by the promise of high-paying oil-field work. She got a job supervising pipeline inventory, which regularly took her hours outside the city limits, making it difficult to pick up her daughter from school. The hours in animal control were better, but the social cost was steep. “My daughter’s at elementary school, and a kid’s, like, I think your mom killed my dog,” she said. Until 2019, there was no dog park in Pecos. The town had no groomer or pet trainer; there was only one vet within a hundred miles. “Most people think everybody here is making oil-field money, and that’s just not the case,” Wright said. “Mental-health issues are pretty prevalent. There’s a lot of addiction, and there’s not resources for those things. When you go to these houses and there’s an animal tied to a tree without shelter, nine times out of ten there’s a whole lot of other things going on.”


When Wright first reached out to Hall, Hall was nervous about working with the shelter. “A place that was managing eight hundred dogs with twelve kennels and one employee?” she said. “I was afraid that I was going to be super fucking sad.” Hall lives off the grid on a dirt road in Terlingua, at the edge of Big Bend National Park, around two hundred miles south of Pecos—a place so remote that she sometimes calls it “the worst place in the world to run a dog rescue.” At the time, she was working for a public-defense association and saving dogs in her spare time. “I used to, like, throw twenty-five dogs in my car and drive them to Colorado,” she said. In 2019, Hall began working with a shelter in Presidio, Texas, which is just across the border from Mexico. Hall sent dogs to two rescues she’d come to know over the years, One Tail at a Time PDX and One Tail at a Time Chicago. They shared a commitment to keeping animals in foster homes instead of in kennels; there they’d be socialized and happier, and therefore more adoptable. Previously, the Presidio shelter had euthanized around eighty per cent of dogs that came in; that year, it didn’t euthanize a single healthy pet.


Hall has an understated manner that belies her ability to catch people up in the gravitational pull of her mission. Last year, she left her job in public defense, started a West Texas branch of One Tail at a Time with seed funding from the other locations, and devoted herself to dog rescue full time. Last year, thanks, in part, to funding from Best Friends, otat - West Texas formalized partnerships with six shelters spread across an area the size of South Carolina. Many were even worse off than the one in Pecos. In Van Horn, ninety miles southwest of Pecos, the shelter consisted of four outdoor cages bolted to a concrete pad. In most municipalities, the shelter was run by the police department; Van Horn was too small for a police department, so the public-works department was in charge.


Rescue organizations sometimes position themselves as the good guys, swooping in to save animals from certain doom in shelters. But the moral accounting is not quite so clear, according to Cathy Bissell, the founder of the Bissell Pet Foundation, a nonprofit that supports shelters and rescues. For one, as municipal services, shelters have some level of public accountability, while rescues do not. “Just because it says it’s a rescue doesn’t mean it’s going to save that animal’s life, or that animal is going to be better off, because I can tell you what I’ve seen and it’s not great,” Bissell said. “We have moved so many dogs out of failed rescue operations that, for a while, I was, like, That’s all we do. People start with good intentions, they want to save lives, and then they get overwhelmed.”


Some rescues focus on finding homes for a shelter’s most adoptable dogs—“young dogs, cute dogs, small-breed dogs, different-looking dogs,” according to Hall. “But, when you go into a shelter and you pull out all their Chihuahuas and poodles and you leave them all their pit bulls and German shepherds, you’re actually hurting the shelter.” As Hall saw it, her job was to build capacity in the regional-shelter system, not just to save individual animals.


 West Texas provided shelters with staff, medications, veterinary supplies, microchips, and animal-tracking software. It taught them how to list animals on the adoption portal and facilitated transportations. Within a year, all six shelters qualified as no-kill. “If you throw resources and effort at it, you can change everything quickly. You don’t have to plod along for a generation like public defense—man, I did that for twenty-five years, and I don’t even know if we ended up in a better place than we were when we started, to be honest. But to be able to go into these shelters and just change things . . .” Hall said. “I think we all want to live in communities where we don’t have to see a lot of suffering.”


In Pecos, a shelter employee named Luis gave me a tour while Wright was waylaid by a man in a black pickup truck who wanted to surrender four pit bulls. The facility was basic but clean, and dogs pressed themselves against the metal grates at the front of the kennels, eager for attention. The former euthanasia room is now a space for medical treatment; a small fridge full of vaccines sits in the corner. Feral cats used to be immediately euthanized, because the shelter had no space for them; now there’s a dedicated cat room, where Wright joined us. “We flew eleven cats last week,” she said.


Some people in Pecos were skeptical at the idea of flying local strays thousands of miles, including the area’s lone veterinarian, Ronald Box. “He’s great, but he’s very old-school. You know, ‘There’s enough dogs. If you put that one down, it’ll be fine,’ ” Wright said. But, as the project progressed, she felt that the community’s perception of the shelter began to change. “We’re getting a lot of surrenders because people know we’re saving them,” she said. Intake surged from around three hundred and fifty animals a year to more than eight hundred. Donations have also increased since the shelter became no-kill. The county judge brings by a big bag of dog food once a month, and coaches from the local high school have become reliable dog fosterers. Thanks to budget increases from the city government, Wright hired two employees who make house calls to encourage owners to get their animals fixed and mend fences so that dogs known to wander can’t get loose. Even Dr. Box had come around, agreeing to provide the health certificates required for interstate transport at no cost. “I guess you’re rubbing off on me,” he told her the other week. “This was this mean old man that didn’t care,” Wright said.


Though Hall refers to transport as a “stopgap” solution, it doesn’t seem as though it’s going away any time soon. Many shelters have seen an uptick in surrendered animals, which Cathy Bissell attributed to the housing crisis, rising veterinary costs, and general economic stress. “If you’re a young family in your thirties and you have two children, most likely you can’t afford a dog,” she said. Limited access to veterinary clinics is another obstacle for people in rural America. Hall told me a story of a woman in Pecos with “two giant bulldog-y, pit-bull-y, Shar-Pei things.” After the sudden death of her husband and a car crash that left her severely injured, she moved into low-income disability housing that had a no-dog policy. She surrendered her animals to the Pecos shelter. “A couple years ago, that would’ve been the end, right?” Hall said. Instead, the dogs were rehomed together in Portland. “This lady who lost her husband, and then her mobility, and then her housing, and then her dogs, was just literally crying with happiness.” Like many otatadoptions I heard about, the happy ending didn’t fully cancel out the story’s underlying sadness.


Just before midnight on a Saturday in early October, I met Hall at a gas-station parking lot in Marfa, where she was about to begin the second leg of an all-night dog transport, a trip she’s taken roughly every three weeks for the past five years. Hall, wearing a gray hoodie, hopped out of a van that was already partly full of crated animals. A woman in a baseball cap arrived to reluctantly hand over a nine-week-old Shepherd mix she’d been fostering. She’d been crying so hard that, when she passed through a Border Patrol checkpoint, the agent had asked her if she was O.K. “It’s like having another baby. You’re feeding them with a bottle and wiping their little butthole,” she said.


Hall appraised the van critically. Sixteen dogs already loaded, with thirteen more to pick up along the way. “If we’re in a real tough spot, then you might get a dog,” she told me, eying my truck. We drove west. At one-thirty in the morning, Hall pulled into a gas station in Van Horn, where Wright was waiting with two volunteers. The women had a kind of giddy midnight-mission energy as they loaded the van with dogs from the Pecos shelter under the gas station’s flickering fluorescent lights. “This is your freedom ride!” Wright cooed to a spaniel mix that had been found at the bottom of a well a few weeks earlier. Allsup, crouched in a small crate, looked quietly apprehensive.


At 2 a.m., we pulled into a motel in Sierra Blanca, where a barefoot woman with a gray ponytail microchipped two dogs she’d been fostering. One, frightened, pressed her belly into the pavement. “All right, sweet girl, you go have a good life,” the woman said as Hall helped load the animal into a crate. Two hours later, we were at the El Paso airfield, where a nearly full moon hung low and gold above the horizon. Hall uncrated dogs, clipped leashes to collars, poured food and water into silver bowls. A van full of volunteers showed up to walk dogs around the parking lots, where the animals displayed varying degrees of wild enthusiasm. Another van, from the El Paso shelter, showed up with some three dozen dogs. (The shelter began its flight-transport program in 2018 and now sends a plane of dogs to the Pacific Northwest every three weeks.) Many of the dogs were bound for Portland, where they’d already been assigned to foster families. “They’re off the plane, direct to the adoption center to meet their families,” Juli Zagrans, the executive director of otat PDX told me. “They’ll be home by lunch.”


Two hours before dawn, a small blue Cessna touched down on the tarmac. It was painted with the logo of Dog Is My Copilot, a nonprofit that has transported more than forty-three thousand animals in the past twelve years. The volunteer pilot, a Wyoming physician named Brent Blue, told me that there’s usually not too much barking unless there’s a cat on board. The volunteers stacked crates in the cabin. For a moment, it seemed like they might not all fit, and Hall began consolidating puppies. “Sixty-four dogs are going on that plane,” she said.

Sometime before 5 a.m., the small plane buzzed into the sky. Zagrans headed to the commercial airport to board a flight to Portland, where she’d reunite with the dogs a few hours later. Hall headed home; on Monday, she had twenty-five kittens and a puppy scheduled to fly from Marfa to Austin on a family’s private jet. Later that day, I watched on Instagram as dozens of dogs were uncrated in Portland, looking baffled but enthusiastic at the strange turn of events. A message was written on a wall in large blue cursive letters: “Welcome to the good life.” ♦

Saturday, October 17, 2026

I Finally Caught Covid



Ugh

I’m triple or quadruple vaccinated, but it was sure to happen sometime, and the lesson has absolutely been learned; ALWAYS wear a mask on an airplane, even if no one else is.

As C.S. Lewis put it: “Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.”

Yesterday, while walking around Leadville, I got very cold, and on the drive back to Buena Vista, I felt very sick with aching joints. By evening, I was shivering uncontrollably with my hand shaking so badly I was unable to even hold a phone. The shivering only stopped after I took a hot shower and turned the heat up to 85 for a few hours.

I felt a little better the next morning. 

Or at least I did until I got out of bed and walked down the street.

I felt brittle, and at least 85 years old.  Things were still not close to right.

Later that morning, I started to shake uncontrollably again, and my wife went out to get a covid test, aspirin, and a thermometer 

I had a temperature of 102.8 and tested positive for covid.  I took three aspirin.

The good new is I’ll survive, and I’m going to a walk-in clinic this morning to see if they have a miracle cure.

I’m glad to have a diagnosis, and since I’ve been fully vaccinated multiple times, this will blow over. 

Several contributing issues are that I am on immuno-suppressants for psoriatic arthritis, not eating too much, and travel is always a bit stressful. Put it all together and Covid saw an opportunity to knock me down and replicate itself. Illness and disease — like time and age — hunt us all.  They are the wolves that never sleep.

The squib below — True Story — was written in February of 2024 as I had painters and floor guys prepping my new-to-me house for occupancy.  

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TRUE STORY

My floor guy, who I really like, 
told me that he met his wife
in 7th grade at the County Fair, 
and they were married 40 years 
before she died of Covid at age 57.  

He’s still not vaccinated, he offered, 
and has caught Covid twice.

He told this to me 
while smoking Marlboros, 
and I was leaning on a pitch fork 
wearing a “Let’s Go Darwin” T-Shirt.

I do not jump to conclusions,
but I also do not always ask.

There’s a reasonably good chance
his wife caught Covid before 
there was a vaccine.

And after two episodes, 
his natural immunity is as strong 
as my vaccine-acquired immunity.

But my wife is alive, and I can still taste
scrambled eggs and good coffee
and he has lost both, so I do not ask.

I like my floor guy.
I do not stir a pot
from which I do not want to drink.

Friday, October 16, 2026



ON WEDNESDAY,, my wife and I drove up to Leadville, Colorado, as it was too cold to bicycle, and it was supposed to be a scenic drive.

I had another, secret, motive.  I wanted to check out “Floyd’s of Leadville”, a cannabis dispensary owned by former bicycle racing champion Floyd Landis, who blew the whistle on Lance Armstrong.

I knew a bit about the case, as I spent over 14 years talking and writing about False Claims Act cases filed under seal.  Neither the lawyer nor the whistleblower can talk about cases filed under seal, but I had no such restrictions so long as I did not name or identify the lawyer or whistleblower, which I never did (often because I did not know either of their names). 

A great deal of information on cases filed under seal can be gleaned from a close reading of SEC 10-K and 10-Q filings, and pairing it with an encyclopedic knowledge of the mechanics of past fraud cases, which I definitely have.

Anyway, a reporter called me up from either Newsweek or Time (I cannot remember which) in very early 2003, and she had clearly been told I was *very* whistleblower-friendly, which I am.  That said, I hated the Floyd Landis case for reasons I will explain, and worked hard to not get quoted.

Landis was suing fellow-cyclist Lance Armstrong under the theory that Armstrong had defrauded the US Postal Service, which had sponsored the Lance Armstrong Tour de France team with American taxpayer money.  

The theory of the case swung on the claim that the US Postal Service would not have sponsored the team if they knew Armstrong was blood-doping and lying about it.

It’s a plausible claim,  but it had a major defect early on; the US Postal Service had not initially joined Landis’ whistleblower claim, and neither had their taxpayer-funded law firm, the US Department of Justice.  

Under the False Claims Act, a whistleblower can still file a case “in the name of the king,” and never mind if America had no kings. 

As a general rule, however, if the fraud victim (in this case the USPS) says it does not feel it was ripped off, a False Claims Act dies for lack of an obvious victim and government-backed lawyer for said victim.

There was another problem with the Landis case — the entire USPS underwriting of Armstrong’s team made no sense.  Ostensibly, it was a promotion or advertising vehicle for the US Postal Service, but why?  The USPS has a monopoly on letter-box mail delivery, and it’s customers were not in France or Europe. 

The whole thing was stupid on a stick.

Then there was the little matter of Landis’ character and background. He was a self admitted liar, cheat, and thief who had, by his own admission, blood doped for years and lied  about it.  He only came clean after being caught. In addition, Landis engaged in wire fraud in excess of $478,000, which he had to pay back in order to avoid jail time.

So, bottom line, I thought the Floyd Landis case was built on a terrible set of facts, and for the first three years of the case, so did USPS and the DOJ. Then, in April of 2013, DOJ and the USPS changed their mind, and decided the $31 million in single damages asserted by Landis was credible, and under the False Claims Act, DOJ sought treble damages of approximately $100 (treble damages plus litigation costs).

In 2018, Lance Armstrong inexplicably cracked, after 12 years of lying,  He now and admitted he had blood-doped for the Tour de France. The causal factor for this unexpected confession was undoubtedly the massive and overwhelming wave of evidence produced by a federal and United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) investigation that left him stripped of his 7 Tour de France titles. Armstrong’s fiancee, Sheryl Crowe, had been promised immunity to testify about what she had seen, and several other blood-doping eye-witnesses testified that they too had personally seen him blood dope.  At trial, a long parade of donors and supporters would have been forced to testify under threat of perjury.

In the end, Lance Armstrong and DOJ settled the Landis-filed whistleblower case for $5 million in 2018, plus legal costs. Of this sum, Landis and his legal team split a whistleblower share of $1.1 million and Landis’ legal team was awarded an additional $1.65 million to cover legal fees.

Armstrong had already lost an earlier case he had filed against SCA Promotions, who had refused to pay a $5 million bonus that Landis claimed Tailwind Sports (Armstrong's team management company) owed him.  SCA Promotions was the bonus- insurance company hired by Tailwinds Sports, but they suspected Armstrong of blood doping and would not pay Armstrong’s claim.  In the end, Armstrong lost at arbitration, and had to pay SCA Promotions $10 million in compensation in 2015.

All this to say that earlier this week I was eager to visit “Floyd’s of Leadville,” which was supposed to be the highest elevation marijuana dispensary in the US.

Not only was I interested in the Landis case, but I had written a considerable amount on marijuana and other (then illegal) drug markets (see end notes)

Surely “Floyd’s of Leadville” had a cool T-shirt I could buy?  

Plus, I’ve never been in a legal marijuana dispensary.  

And maybe I could meet Floyd?

Alas, it was not to be.

My mapping software, which tried to show me where  “Floyd’s of Leadville” was supposed to be located, failed me.  

No Floyd’s, and with a serious snow storm coming in and lowering road visibility and traction, the wife and I decided that caution was the better part of valor, and we skedaddled back down the road to Buena Vista in a near white-out.

But still…. Floyd’s called, and I am nothing if not determined 

And so, after climbing to over 10,000 feet (by car) to check out the jaw-dropping beauty of Independence Pass, we circled back to Leadville a second time for a little coffee and exploration in clear weather.

It was in a curio and thrift shop that I saw the plastic sign heralding  “Floyd’s of Leadville” that tops this post.

I asked about it.

Apparently Floyd’s burned up in December of 2025, with extensive damage as fire ripped through gaps and hollows between the walls.

The origins of the fire remain under investigation. 

It started at 8 am, burned for 4 hours, and there were no injuries.

A quick legal check tells me Floyd’s of Leadville has been in the midst of very active and ongoing litigation, apparently involving a 2022 attempt at a hostile takeover by its financial broker and investors, doing business as Alexander Capital LP, and Redemption Holdings, Inc.

Oof!

Muchos problemas, Floyd!¡

What’s any of this have to do with terriers and  sneaky predators?

Not much, but perhaps a little, as I noted in this early “explainer” video about the fox’s interest in the hen house.  

Check it out >> https://www.corporatecrimereporter.com/news/200/taf-releases-false-claims-act-video-fox-hates-anything-keeps-hen-house/

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RELATED LINKS:

▪️ How to Get Toadly Zonked >> 
https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2025/07/how-to-get-toadly-zonked.html?

▪️ Mike Wallace Was a Real Newsman >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2012/04/mike-wallace-was-real-newsman.html?

▪️ The Big Wink at Bad Behavior >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2015/05/the-big-wink-at-bad-behavior.html?

▪️ Elon Musk Knows Nothing About Hunting >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2026/02/elon-musk-knows-nothing-about-hunting.html?

▪️ Elementary, Holmes >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2021/08/elementary-holmes.html?

▪️ American Looters >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2020/06/american-looters.html?

▪️ ProSal is a Veterinary Fraud Billing Machine >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2019/02/prosal-is-veterinary-fraud-billing.html?

Thursday, October 15, 2026

How Do I Write?



These days, mostly in bed, on my cell phone, between 3 am and 6 am, in the dark, with my wife asleep next to me.

No, I’m not claiming it’s healthy.  It is what it is, and it’s called a “Victorian Sleep Pattern.”

Elizabeth Kolbert (New Yorker) writes that Matthew J. Wolf-Meyer, an assistant professor of anthropology at the University of California at Santa Cruz, spent four years interviewing folks about sleep research and discovered that the modern practice of "consolidated sleep" lasting a single span of 7-9 hours is very much a recent phenomenon.
 
Until a century and a half or so ago, Wolf-Meyer observes, ‘Americans, like other people around the world, used to sleep in an unconsolidated fashion, that is, in two or more periods throughout the day.’ They went to bed not long after the sun went down. Four or five hours later, they woke from their ‘first sleep’ and rattled around — praying, chatting, smoking, or making love. (Benjamin Franklin reportedly liked to spend this time reading naked in a chair.) Eventually, they went back to bed for their ‘second sleep.’

This is how I do it, with a lot of research and /or blogging done in between my two shifts of sleeping which, truth be told sometimes ends up being just one, and sometimes none.  

Kolbert writes: 

“Wolf-Meyer blames capitalism in general and American capitalism in particular for transforming once perfectly ordinary behavior into conduct worthy of medication. ‘The consolidated model of sleep is predicated upon the solidification of other institutional times in American society, foremost among them work time,’ he writes. It is ‘largely the by-product of the industrial workday, which began as a dawn-to-dusk twelve-to-sixteen hour stretch and shrank to an eight-hour period only at the turn of the twentieth century.’ So many people have trouble getting enough sleep between eleven at night and seven in the morning because sleeping from eleven to seven isn’t what people were designed to do.”

So I am a Victorian, and also a victim of modern capitalism. 

I have always suspected as much.

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

The Grandkids, Milo & Leo





Illustrated E-Collar








On Top of the World



Calling Out the Bullshitters, Liars, and Ignorants



When I say I have asked e-collar demonizers to post a picture of the collar and remote they own* and they have NEVER done so, they are folks like Nick Benger.

To his credit, Nick Benger now admits he had NO IDEA what he was talking about.  He writes on a post from two days ago:

“I spent over 12 years as a “positive trainer”, and for most of that time I strongly believed e-collars were cruel.

“Despite doing a bunch of qualifications, I’d never been taught how they were used. I’d never even held one. I imagined the sensation was like touching a livestock fence. Very painful!

“For years I thought e-collar training was simply electrocuting a dog when they didn’t do what you asked. It’s not hard to see why someone would find that horrendous, or even advocate for banning them.

“Eventually, I got the chance to try one myself.

“I put it against my skin and hesitated for what felt like forever before finally pressing the button…

“My first thought? ‘Is that it?’

“Since then, I’ve watched dozens of people have exactly the same reaction.

“I started learning how experienced trainers actually used them, and discovered something far more sophisticated and nuanced than simply lighting dogs up for non-compliance.”

Read the whole thing >> 
https://www.facebook.com/share/1DK3uJgb1H/?mibextid=wwXIfr

And, if you are looking for an excellent book on e-collar training from a real dog trainer, I suggest Marc Goldberg’s book, reviewed here >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2020/10/the-best-book-on-e-collar-training.html? 

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* Photographed next to a sponge, to avoid the cut and paste liars. 

Cottonwood Pass, Colorado



Drove up to Cottonwood Pass from Buena Vista, Colorado, which is a small town at 7,965 feel elevation.

At 12,126 feet, Cottonwood Pass is the highest paved crossing of the Continental Divide in the U.S.

Buena Vista is surrounded by the highest concentration of peaks over 14,000 feet high in the US. Known as the “Collegiate Peaks”, they include Mount Harvard (14,420 ft), Mount Princeton (14,197 ft / 14,204 ft), Mount Yale (14,196 ft), Mount Columbia (14,072 ft), Mount Oxford (14,156 ft), and Mount Belford (14,203 ft). Mount Belford is not named after a college or university, but after James Burns Belford, Colorado’s first Congressman.

Monday, October 12, 2026

Mule Deer Monarch



One of two Mule Deer bucks with identical racks spotted today, along with about a half dozen does a few miles away.

Sunday, October 11, 2026

Saturday, October 10, 2026

Tedeschi Trucks Band & Leon Russell :: The Letter



Gas Chambers and Gilded Thrones



THE CREMATION OVENS OF WWII had barely cooled before before America’s wealthy turned back to the precipitating idea, that people could learn from the world of dogs, and that mass sterilization and gas chambers might yet forge a “master race”.

While direct killing and mass sterilization of “inferior” people was now off the table, dogs were still on it.

And so, in 1940s Maine, a group of scientists built a massive facility to breed a "super-dog". 

The facility was the brain child of Alan Gregg, director of the Rockefeller Foundation's Division of Medical Science, who was in charge of allocating the Foundation’s philanthropic funds.

As the BBC notes, “What he viewed as wasted expenditure on education was of particular concern to Gregg.”  

See >> https://bbc.in/3TMIc0i

Right.  

From the perspective of those sitting on gilded thrones in ivory towers, putting money into education of the poor made as much sense as teaching a pig to ice skate.  

What’s next, civil rights?  

Improving the status of women?  

Good Lord man, get a grip!

The roots of this kind of thinking are deep and have always been well fertilized by the deep pockets of the rich who, surveying a world of hunger, pestilence, violence, oppression, and exploitation, always seem to deem taxation of the wealthy to be the world’s greatest evil.

As I note in “American Working Terriers,” the Reverend Thomas Malthus’ epistle on population was a push back on increasing taxes to fund schools and poor houses. 

Malthus instead suggested that the poor be pushed closer together and that villages be built next to stagnant pools so that the plague and other pestilence might return to kill off the poor.

Some 135 years later, veterinarian, prolific dog author, and AKC darling Leon F. Whitney was corresponding with Adolph Hitler about Whitney’s proposal to forcibly sterilize 10 million Americans in order to get rid of those Whitney referred to, dismissively, as “morons”. 

Two years later Hitler came to power, and two years after that Alexis Carrell, the French scientist who had won the 1912 Nobel Prize for medicine, published his best-selling book ‘L'Homme, Cet Inconnu’ (Man, The Unknown) which took Whitney's ideas one step further, advocating a forced eugenics system to be controlled by the state and facilitated by gas chambers -- an idea he acknowledged he got from the world of dogs.

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END NOTES for those who want to read more: 

▪️The Eugenics Man and the Kennel Club >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2008/12/eugenics-man-at-kennel-club.html?

▪️The Francis Galton Dog Show >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2007/09/francis-galton-dog-show.html?

▪️From Bassets to Auschwitz in 50 Years >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2009/11/from-bassetts-to-auschwitz-in-50-years.html?

▪️Gas Chambers for Dogs… and People >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2022/03/gas-chambers-for-dogs-and-people.html?

▪️On Eugenics and Dogs, Circa 1942 >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2011/06/on-eugenics-and-dogs-circa-1942.html?

▪️Charles Galton Darwin >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2009/02/charles-galton-darwin.html?

▪️The Oldest and Most Important Debate >> https://terriermandotcom.blogspot.com/2010/01/oldest-and-most-important-debate.html?

▪️American Working Terriers >> https://a.co/d/0hDidOpa

Friday, October 09, 2026

Perfect Pairs



I’ve always thought FUBAR and SNAFU were great names for a pair of terriers, but YOLO and FAFO are not terrible either.

How To Dog Train Trolls



How do you stop bad behavior NOW?

On the Internet, silence and instant bans are the best way to handle trolls.

Threads and BlueSky have shown the way: Never engage and instantly ban.

It’s dog training for humans: Never reward bad behavior and make sure consequences are quick, consistent, and predictable.

AND YES, I will bang you on the head and send you out the airlock.

Problem solved, and never a worry given.  Goodbye and good luck. 

Thursday, October 08, 2026

A Stampede of Fools and a Congress of Cowards




The Animal Collective:

a herd of antelope
an army of ants
a shrewdness of apes
a culture of bacteria
a cete of badgers
a sleuth of bears
a lodge of beavers
a flight of bees
a flock of birds

a sedge of bitterns
a sounder of boar
a chain of bobolinks
a clash of bucks
a herd of buffalo
a rabble of butterflies
a wake of buzzards
a flock of camels
an army of caterpillars
a clutter of cats
a herd of cattle
a flock of chickens

a cartload of chimpanzees
a herd of chinchillas
a bed of clams
a quiver of cobras
a rag of colts
a bury of conies
a cover of coots
a flight of cormorants
a band of coyotes
a siege of cranes
a float of crocodiles
a murder of crows

a herd of deer
a pack of dogs
a pod of dolphins
a drove of donkeys
a bevy of doves
a paddling of ducks
an aerie of eagles
a swarm of eels
a herd of elephants
a gang of elk

a mob of emus
a business of ferrets
a charm of finches
a school of fish
a swarm of flies
a skulk of foxes
a colony of frogs
a gaggle of geese
a horde of gerbils
a corps of giraffes
a cloud of gnats
a herd of gnus

a drove of goats
a charm of goldfinches
a band of gorillas
a skein of goslings
a leash of greyhounds
a covey of grouse
a colony of gulls
a group of guinea pigs
a husk of hares
a kettle of hawks
a prickle of hedgehogs
a brood of hens

a shoal of herrings
a crash of hippopotami
a drift of hogs
a nest of hornets
a herd of horses
a cry of hounds
a charm of hummingbirds
a clan of hyenas
a band of jays

a smack of jellyfish
a mob of kangaroos
a deceit of lapwings
an exaltation of larks
a leap of leopards
a pride of lions
a lounge of lizards
a herd of llamas
a plague of locusts
a tiding of magpies
a sord of mallards

a richness of martens
a nest of mice
a labor of moles
a troop of monkeys
a herd of moose
a pack of mules
a watch of nightingales
a family of otter

a parliament of owls
a drove of oxen
a bed of oysters
a company of parrots
a covey of partridges
a muster of peacocks
a colony of penguins

a bouquet of pheasants
a flock of pigeons
a farrow of piglets
a wing of plovers
a chine of polecats
a pod of porpoises
a passel of possum
a coterie of prairie dogs
a covey of quail
a bury of rabbits
a gaze of raccoons

a colony of rats
a rhumba of rattlesnakes
an unkindness of ravens
a crash of rhinocerouses
a clamor of rooks
a run of salmon
a pod of seals
a school of shark
a flock of sheep
a den of snakes
a walk of snipes
a host of sparrows
a dray of squirrels
a murmuration of starlings

a muster of storks
a flight of swallows
a bevy of swans
a flock of swifts
a drift of swine
a spring of teals
an ambush of tigers

a knot of toads
a hover of trout
a flock of turkeys
a nest of vipers
a colony of vultures
a mob of wallabees
a herd of walruses
a pack of weasels
a pod of whales
a pack of wolves
a warren of wombats
a fall of woodcocks
a descent of woodpeckers
a herd of yaks, and
a zeal of zebras

All Hail Our Robot Overlords!



Have you ever noticed that there’s no outrage or global movement to ban electric fences, despite the fact that these fences pump out 5,000 to 10,000 volts?

Why is that?

I explored that idea back in 2015 at a conference put out by the International Association of Canine Professionals, as well as what it meant for the future of dog training.

Back then, almostvno one was talking about artificial intelligence, and the language of dog trainers — and the frames they presented to the public — were pretty uneven, incomplete, or nonexistent.

They still are.

Towards the end of my presentation, I noted that it was my belief that a lot of people carried around with them the trauma of inconsistent signals sent by bad parents and rotten bosses.

The frame of those who demonize modern e-collars is partially built on ignorance (both simple and willful), but also the belief that people cannot be trusted.

That’s the frame of the “pure positive” and “force free” crowd.

It has nothing to do with dogs; it’s a belief or frame that says people are cruel, stupid, and inconsistent monsters who cannot be trusted.

There’s a lot of internalized trauma in that frame.

But a robot with proven consistency?

No problem.

Folks generally trust machines, and we put our lives on the line every day with elevators, cars, stoves, and airplanes.

Machines are consistent, and so no one has any trouble with electric fences, despite the fact they have high voltage and deliver a real ZAP, and not a gentle tap, as does a modern e-collar.

I noted that:

“Because the electric fence is a ROBOT of sorts -- devoid of human input or decision, entirely mechanical in its application — everyone seems to be OK with it, even when the shock is FAR, far more intense than what is normally delivered by an e-collar.

“Ditto with an Invisible Fence pet containment system. Because Invisible Fence and electric fences are CONSISTENT and uniform and perfectly-timed, and NO HUMAN IS INVOLVED, even folks with “bad parenting scars” are far more likely to be OK with it.

“No human?
 
“No problem!

“In short, it’s NOT ABOUT THE COLLAR.

“Which brings me to where I think we may be going in the world of ALL dog training — Skinner Boxes on wheels.

“The Skinner Box was not a food-only system. 

“Yes, food was how you TRAINED a trick, but to proof it, or to stop self-rewarding behavior, Skinner Boxes also had an electrical floor built inside them.

“Clicker trainers forget that Skinner was a BALANCED TRAINER.

“For the record, I think dog training ROBOTS are the wave of the future. They will be:

▪️Attentive
▪️Communicative
▪️Consistent, and;
▪️Positive consequences will dominate (food rewards), with e-collar corrections for proofing and attention-getting.

“How far away are robotic dog trainers?

“Less than a decade I think.

“Motion-tracking cameras, combined with artificial intelligence, GPS locators and vibration-tone-and-stim collars, paired with a SEGWAY-like machine that rolls around on a field with a treat-dispensing box, could be built NOW.

“And at the prices charged by Board-and-Train facilities I think such a machine might be built before long, and least as a laboratory experiment in mechanics and artificial intelligence.

“Will it work perfectly right out of the box?

“Of course not.

“It will be a mess first time out, and then it will be demonized, and then it will be improved on multiple times before it is universally accepted.

“That’s what happened with MOST technology, by the way, from cars to E-collars, but the intervals between ‘bad’ and ‘good’ and ‘excellent’ are getting shorter and shorter. The world of tech is speeding up at an amazing rate!”

The Falsity of “Truthiness”



A “factoid” is not a fact; it’s an invented bit of trivia believed to be true because it appears in print.

It’s like “planetoid” — it’s NOT a planet.

I was thinking about that, and was reminded of Tim Minchin who asked:

“Do you know what alternative medicine that works is called? …. Medicine.”

That got me thinking about the use of adjectives and qualifiers.

A “People’s Republic” is one where they shoot the people.

A “Democratic Republic” is one in which there are no honest elections.

So what are the adjectives and modifiers used in the world of dogs, and what do they really mean?

“Ethical breeder”

“Holistic”

“Human grade”

“Force-free”

“Science-based”

“Homeopathic”

“Preservation breeder”

“Chemical-free”

“Species appropriate”

“Natural”

“Super-premium”

“Lifestyle”’

Right.  It’s all marketing.  

In the wonderful libretto of Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore, there is a pretty good line:

🎼🎶
“Things are seldom what they seem,
skim milk masquerades as cream,
Highlows pass as patent leathers;
Jackdaws strut in peacock's feathers.” 
🎼🎶

Right. Factoids trying to pass themselves off as facts, same as “Working Families for Walmart” was about working families, or the “Save Our Species Alliance” was about saving species.

What hollow terms am I missing?  

A few, I am sure.  Have at if in the comments.

Wednesday, October 07, 2026

Darwin’s Taxidermy Teacher



John Edmonstone (1790?–1842?) was born a slave on a forest plantation in Demerara in present-day Guyana, South America.

He was given the surname of his owner-enslaver, Charles Edmonstone, who owned the Guyanese forest plantation as well as the Cardross Park estate near Dumbarton in Scotland.

Around 1812 the forest plantation was visited by slave plantation overseer and naturalist Charles Waterton, who taught John Edmonstone taxidermy, then called “bird stuffing”.  Waterton was Charles Edmonstone’s nephew.

When Charles Edmonstone moved back to Scotland in 1817, he brought John with him, perhaps to become a servant to the Edmonstone family at Cardross Park.

Now free in Scotland (where owning slaves has been banned since 1778), John Edmonstone worked as a taxidermy teacher at Edinburgh University, where he taught the skill and trade to his neighbor, a young Charles Darwin, over the course of two months in 1826.

Darwin, then around 17 years old, was fascinated by John Edmonstone’s accounts of the tropical rain forests of South America. These account may have been part of Darwin’s inspiration to join the HMS Beagle expedition to South America in 1831.

Without a doubt, it was Darwin’s taxidermy skills which helped him preserve specimens collected on the five-year voyage, and it was those specimen’s that helped him flesh out his general theory of evolution.