As most of you know by now, the end of the world is scheduled for late in the day on May 21st when The Rapture begins and the world of man ends.
You are prepared of course, but what about your pets?
Good News (pun intended). The pagans have come up with a solution:
Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.
If you truly believe in Jesus, you will post this to your Facebook wall all day.