Tuesday, March 24, 2020

"Sacrifices Will Have To Be Made"

It’s time for Republican Senators over age 60 to voluntarily and intentionally infect themselves and their spouses with Covid-19 in order to show they are willing to sacrifice themselves for an uptick in Boeing stock prices.

This intentional infection should start in 2 weeks when the hospitals are already swamped with Covid-19 cases, and the senators should be required to attend local hospitals without any form of special treatment.

The voluntary infected should include: Mitch McConnell, Chuck Grassley, Lamar Alexander, Lindsey Graham, Susan Collins, Ron Johnson, John Cornyn, Marsha Blackburn, Richard Burr, Jim Inhofe, Richard Shelby, Pat Roberts, Jim Risch, Lisa Murkowski, John Boozman, Rick Scott, David Perdue, Mike Crapo, Mike Braun, Jerry Moran, Bill Cassidy, John N. Kennedy, Roger Wicker, Cindy Hyde-Smith, Roy Blunt, Deb Fischer, John Hoeven, Rob Portman, Mike Rounds, Mitt Romney, Shelley Moore Capito, Mike Enzi, and John Barrasso.

Within the Trump Administration, the over age-60 voluntarily infected and their spouses should include: Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Bill Barr, Mark Meadows, Sonny Perdue, Wilbur Ross, Ben Carson, Elaine Chao, Betsy DeVos, Peter Navarro, and Gina Haspel.

Hopefully, these folks will survive infection and will be able to return to work without permanent lung scarring. Mortality for the over 60 varies by age, but if we assume a 4 percent mortality rate, only 4 or 5 of the above-named individuals and their spouses should die, and just think what a massive political statement it would make about their faith in God, their belief in sacrifice, and their commitment to Boeing stock prices.

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