Monday, August 01, 2016

As Seen on TV

There's a fool born every minute, but it's hard to believe there are enough of them to keep this business afloat.

The Pet Protector Disc is the only product in the world which repels fleas, ticks and mosquitoes for an entire 4-year period. It is 100% chemical-free and safe for pets, including puppies and kittens.

  • Repels fleas, ticks, mosquitoes and all other external parasites including Australian paralysis tick 
  • Chemical-free, 100% safe for animals and humans 
  • Lasts up to 4 years 
  • Costs 20 times less than other anti-parasite products 
  • Water resistant 
  • Effective on dogs and cats of any age (even newborns), any weight, including ill, convalescent and pregnant pets 
  • 100% odorless 
  • Produces Scalar waves and creates an impenetrable, protective shield around the animal's body
  • Officially tested and proven 
  • Successfully protecting millions of pets on all 5 continents 
  • Delivered to your door, anywhere in the world, within 3 business days

It's just a metal disc that does nothing but relieve you of $60!


Jennifer said...

Is this product backed by Donald Trump? Seems in keeping with his philosophy (there's a sucker borne every minute, let's take their money).

Peter Apps said...

Their business model is sound; scroll down the page a bit and you'll see that they are looking for distributors - click a couple of buttons and you get to the network marketing bit; they want people who will pay to work for them by recruiting other people to pay to work for them and so on, and so on.

The ancient Egyptians were the real experts at this.

Some of their claims will instantly fall foul of false advertising regulations - but by that time they will have the money in their pockets.

Viatecio said...

"What Product to Use to Eliminate Pests on My Pet?

If you have already used an anti-parasite product to rid your pets from fleas and ticks with success in the past, and if this product has extended effectiveness for a minimum of 1 month, then use this product one last time prior to attaching the Pet Protector Disc. We also recommend bathing your pet with a natural flea shampoo product in the first month of using the Pet Protector Disc.

In order to maximize protection, we recommend you use natural anti-parasite products periodically , without removing the Pet Protector Disc.

If you have never used a chemical anti-parasite product on your pet, we recommend you use an effective natural product for pest elimination, one that comes highly recommended (you can search Google for a natural flea and tick product). After using this product, attach the Pet Protector Disc immediately onto your pet’s collar and continue treating your pet with this natural product during the entire first month (following the instruction label). In order to maximize protection, we recommend you use a natural anti-parasite product periodically, without removing the Pet Protector Disc."

tl/dr: Spend money on this and continue to use your regularly-scheduled flea/tick preventative because we can't prove this works, so we'll recommend a "backup" method JUST IN CASE it doesn't, so you'll still THINK it works even though it's most likely the OTHER product doing all the success and we're taking all the credit for it!