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This is the *last* time we're outsourcing to IKEA, dammit!
.Half a giraffe just for a laugh?And how did we get a half a giraffe just for a laugh?Alcoholism.You see it all started when a man and his pet giraffe walked into a bar. It was about 5 pm, but they had already been drinking and the continued now. They started off slowly, but as the night went on they got to mixed drinks, and then shooters. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me, and one more for my giraffe." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the giraffe falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe," and walks out.
I'm all for gir-half or midterms at taxidermy school.
I bet you thought this giraffe was alive... Nope, just Chuck Testa!
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This is the *last* time we're outsourcing to IKEA, dammit!
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Half a giraffe just for a laugh?
And how did we get a half a giraffe just for a laugh?
Alcoholism.
You see it all started when a man and his pet giraffe walked into a bar. It was about 5 pm, but they had already been drinking and the continued now.
They started off slowly, but as the night went on they got to mixed drinks, and then shooters.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me, and one more for my giraffe."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back.
Suddenly, the giraffe falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe," and walks out.
I'm all for gir-half or midterms at taxidermy school.
I bet you thought this giraffe was alive...
Nope, just Chuck Testa!
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