New Term of the Day - Gate Rape

See if you can work this question in at the Thanksgiving Day table:

"So, did they gate-rape you at the LAX terminal?

I love the fact that Engrish is so quick to embrace new verbia.

Now we just need a new term for the wonderful "pick one" decision that says we either have to be:

1. Blown up by a suicide-bomb-carrying terrorist,
2. Suffer an electronic strip search or,
3. Be groped by someone who could not get a good job a McDonald's.

Link to video from Saturday Night Live.
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