Pat Burns responds after being reported dead
I'm not sure it's the best article of all time on the subject, however.
You see, the article below also has a pretty good title, plus a great opening line, and it includes a tale of the subject being tasered in his underwear while outside in 30 degree weather. Hard to beat that!
What happened to Patrick Burns?
Of course, I have not actually been reported dead, nor am I actually dead.
But keep praying.
Some day it's sure to work!
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4 comments:
Oh, that Pat Burns.
No. You mean THAT, Pat Burns.
Believe it or not, there are two of us on the same street!
We are as common as tupperware.
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You should go by 'Trick Burns. You'd sound really ghetto in your bad-ass zip code. Word.
Seahorse ;)
Patrick, I clicked on the link for What Happened to Patrick Burns? and just started reading and Norton blocked it with a big yellow page and told me to GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!!!
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