Friday, April 24, 2009

Can We Force Texas to Secede?

Kicking Texas to the curb would solve a lot of problems.

Teabagerstan? A perfect name for the new nation!



Matt Mullenix said...

Wow, Patrick...Really? There's nothing wrong with Texas that isn't worse in Louisiana. And I LIKE Texas! :-)

Seriously, before you kick the Southland entirely to the curb, come visit for some gumbo!

PBurns said...

Nothing wrong with Texas, just like there's nothing wrong with Mexico.

I'm just trying to save Oklahoma ....


Is that the place with the swamps and the dirt roads laced with toxic chemicals?

I'll give that place a pass just for the beignets and coffee to be had at Cafe du Monde off of Jackson Square ;)

On the other hand, Texas DOES have Willy Nelson, the Dixie Chicks and Lyle Lovett. We'll have to offer them priority visas if they want to come and live "al otro lado" in the United States.


Matt Mullenix said...

Well, fair enough. But I bet Willy will be a General in the Texan Republican Army.