Friday, August 26, 2022

God Has No Answers, But Google Does

If you're being bombed in a trench, and need directions home, your prayer will be met by silence, but Google Maps will give you turn-by-turn directions. 

If you are without a job, Jesus will not help, but Google will give you employment ads, a quick application process, and the phone number of a friend who might lend you $50.

Google, unlike God, is real.  It’s a store, a book, a movie, a therapist, a friend, mechanical instruction, financial advice, a clock, a weather station, a history lesson, and even an ancient iron-age book of fear and myth if that’s what you really want.

Google is real.

1 comment:

Mark Farrell-Churchill said...

Also, Google has that "don't be evil" policy.