Thursday, June 23, 2022

Snakes Are the Least of Your Worries

In Florida, giant snakes are the least of your worries. 

What will kill you in Florida are the Ku Klux Klan white nationalist evangelicals, mental patients and homophobes with guns, tweakers, drunk drivers, Republican health care plans, shoddy building codes, hurricanes, and maybe even an alligator. But giant pythons? They have yet to kill a single Florida resident.  

Pictured is the largest Burmese python ever removed from Florida. Inside her were 120 eggs and adult white-tailed deer hooves.  

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