Thursday, January 30, 2020

Morons, Money, and Canine Cancer Bombs


A rich guy buys a dog breed FAMOUS for cancer.

Guess what?

The dog gets cancer.

But this guy has HUGE amounts of money, so he spends $25,000 on chemo and radiation to “cure” the cancer...  at least for now,
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Then he puts $6 million into telling this story in a Super Bowl ad.

Meanwhile, there are people burying their children and beloved spouses because they can’t afford basic health care.

Meanwhile, there are 10,000 healthy dogs that will die this month but which might have been saved though an adoption campaign for what this single Super Bowl ad costs.

Let me make it simple:

  • If you buy a cancer bomb breed you are either an ignorant or an idiot.

  • If you do it three times you are also a slow learner.

  • If you then spend ridiculous amounts of money throwing sand against the tide to tell your “heroic” story, you have a personality disorder.

  • And if you think this $6 million Super Bowl ad is going to raise enough to cover its costs, you’ve never raised $6 million.

  • And does it help that this "hero" story is poorly told and poorly produced?  It does not.

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