Saturday, March 16, 2019

Reality 101



I would love to teach a class called REALITY 101. It would teach high school kids how to sew on a button, change a tire, buy a car, train a dog, wash clothes, cook an egg, split wood, hang a picture, save and invest for retirement, get a job, make 10 decent cheap meals, write a thank you letter, give a short speech, handle a traffic stop, ask a girl (or guy) on a date, do laundry, figure out the tip, go to the vet, shop for groceries, top off an engine with oil, repair a lawn mower, tell a joke, inflate car tires, start a conversation, ask for help, polish shoes, take a decent snapshot, and snake a drain.

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