Monday, February 18, 2019

The Teddy Roosevelt Pretender



I laughed hysterically. 

Teddy Roosevelt! This shit stain of a traitor? This New York City, gold-plated toilet of a man? This limousine liar? This spousal-betraying, tax cheating, lick spittle of a coward?

Then I wondered... What if I won this raffle

Could I accidentally shoot Don Jr. in the face and then have him apologize to me?

Dick Cheney says that’s how it works.

Oops! Did I do that? So sorry!

1 comment:

tuffy said...

but wait...wasn't Teddy Roosevelt the founder of the Progressive Party (in 1912)?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Party_(United_States,_1912)

i think Donny Jr has some rethinking to do...