Monday, August 06, 2018

Milking the Nuts

Dairy milk is designed to make baby things as big as a cow very quickly, which may explain why so many people look like heifers. A weigh conscience America has discovered that nut milk has fewer calories and is no more expensive. Now the dairy industry is fighting back, saying that nuts cannot be called milk since they do not lactate -- a truth they have not exposed when it comes to Peanut Butter (not milk), Milk of Magenesia (not milk), Butterball turkeys (not milk), and Milk Bone dog biscuits (not milk).

On the upside, the price of almond milk may fall as a record harvest in California is running straight into the Trump tariffs which are killing export markets to China and Europe

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