Dog shows are a monument to parental failure; people who value hair, tits, and teeth over brains, work, and personality.
What's really sad is when you look up the leash and realize the canine owner may be compensating down the leash for a feelings of personal inadequacy up the leash. The dog and the dog show are the manifestation of a childhood psychological injury. You can feel the pain.
Though the movie "Best In Show" made us all laugh, that was the true subtext -- deep, personal, childhood trauma.