I got a very nice email from someone who wanted to know who wrote a piece on the main www.Terrierman.com web site entitled Rosettes to Ruin: Making & Breaking Dogs in the Show Ring.
That would be me. I suggested that if they liked that piece, they might want to take a look at Inbred Thinking.
They wrote back: Did I have a "before" picture of what an English Bulldog looked like?
Before the Kennel Club got to it? Ah, there's a question!
I replied: "There is no before with the Bulldog. The dog is mostly Chinese Pug crossed with what is now called a Staffordshire Terrier. The English Bulldog is a dog created at the time of the Kennel Club or shortly before, complete with invented history. The true 'Pit Bull' was a stock-catching dog and sometimes fighting dog. It is what we now call the Pit Bull." For more history and background, I suggested she read an earlier post entitled What the Hell is an American Staffordshire Terrier?
OK, I thought. But she wanted dog skull pictures. I have those somewhere, don't I? Now where were they?
And so I found them on my hard drive, and post them here. The dog skull pictured below is that of a Pit Bull, with a wide head and a short powerful jaw designed to catch farm stock.
You can find a living example of this dog in almost any animal shelter in America today. Some dogs have a shortened jaw, as seen here, but most of the true working pitbulls have slightly longer muzzles.
Most of these dogs make wonderful pets, and their only real fault is that they are no longer puppies and are members of a much-maligned breed.
The American Pit Bull was not always treated with such contempt. In fact, this is the most American of dogs, and was once among the most popular.
Anyone who grew up with the Little Rascals television shorts in their living room on Saturday morning also grew up with Pit Bulls. Petey (pictured at right) was a Pit Bull. That's what the dog was called before it became an "American Staffordshire Terrier."
And, of course, long before it was called a "Pit Bull," it was simply called a "Bull Dog."
To be clear, however, the old "Bulldog" has little or no relation to the short, flat-faced dog that is now called an English Bulldog.
Let us not confuse lightning and the lightning bug!
The change, of course, started with dog shows.
The card below was printed in 1859, the year the very first dog show was held in the UK, and the same year that Charles Darwin's Origin of Species was published.
As can be seen, the dog that was then called a Bulldog was a pretty tall dog with straight legs, a slightly shortened muzzle, and a real tail. Today, we would call this dog and its antecedents a "Pit Bull."
With the rise of dog shows, however, exaggeration and odd choices quickly reared their ugly head.
By 1890, as the dog show poster below makes clear, the Bulldog was already starting to change shape, with the face shortening even more, and the the size coming down as well.
By 1915, the English Bulldog no longer had any resemblance to its old Pitbull form.
The new dog, as seen below, was shorter and had gained an enormous number of wrinkles, along with a much flatter face and bowed legs.
The Bulldog was now so unlike the original dog, that the original dog was now being presented as an American breed!
What had happened?
The simple story is that this new dog was no longer purely British.
In fact, it was now mostly Chinese Pug crossed with Staffordshire Terrier!
The resulting cross breed had the flat face, bowed legs, and pig tail of the Pug, but the larger size and coloring of the Staffie.
Since the introduction of Pug blood, the English Bulldog has been "perfected" by show ring exaggeration.
Today's modern dog has been selected for profound brachycephalism (a flat face) with the result being that the modern dog has a hard time breathing.
Due to the very flat face, the dog has no place to put its tongue, and its eyes are more easily damaged.
In order to try to get oxygen into its system, the dog has a habit of gulping air which, combined with a twisted gut (a by-product of dwarfism) and a poor digestive tract, means the dog farts so often, it is now a defining characteristic of the breed.
The pig tail on the dog is a source of such routine infection, that is is generally amputated after a show ring career.
The dog is also achondroplastic (a type of dwarfism), and with this condition comes a tendency towards heart and joint defects, and also benched (Queen Anne) legs, which means the dog cannot run very well.
Because the dog has been positively selected for a massive head, bent legs, and a narrow pelvis, the dog has a hard time mating on its own (see Does the Breed Standard Require a Rape Rack?), and is generally born cesarean section in a veterinarians office.
As for the skull of the dog, as can be seen below, the nose has all but disappeared, while the jaw has shot out from underneath to such a degree that many British Bulldogs are incapable of picking up a Frisbee.
To which many people may simple say, So what? Why does the Bulldog have to be "fit for function" if it no longer has to do any function?
Good question. And the answer is that the dog does not have to be fit for its original function.
It should, however, be fit for its current function, which is that of simple pet. The bar here is very low.
Job One for a pet is to be healthy. There is no Job Two.
And yet, basic health is something the British Bulldog fails at from birth through death.
This is a dog noted for both crushing veterinary expense and a short life.
It is a dog that lives most of its life in respiratory distress, and is likely to to be plagued with skin infections, eye damage, spinal problems, and heart disease as well.
This is what the Kennel Club did to healthy, happy Pit Bulls!
The good news is that a fine and friendly Pit Bull can be had at almost any shelter in this country.
The bad news is that due to breed prejudice, poor early socialization, poor dog training, and a generalized belief that all the dogs at the pound are "defective" because they are adults, cheap, and without a cocked up breed origin story and a piece of paper, thousands of these healthy and friendly dogs are being killed every day.
Meanwhile, the dysfunctional and unhealthy English Bulldog is not only a Top Ten breed in the American Kennel Club, it is the veritable symbol of the United Kingdom!