The weirdest thing. I just came outside to check on the pups, who had been released outside to pee just a few minutes earlier. I found Moxie nuzzling this goldfish at the top of the driveway.
WTF? Not one of mine.
I pick it up and, unbelievably, it's still alive.
I rush down to my little pond and troll it through the water to increase the flow of water over its gills. I do this three times, and it swims off.
But it's not my goldfish. I know mine. Plus, the pups are bone dry. This goldfish has to have been dropped by a blue heron fishing someone else's pond nearby. The heron must have dropped it. Has to be... A mystery.
If a fish like this drops from the sky, is it a Goldfish or a Godfish?