Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Marijuana Smokers Are Under-Achievers

The Journal of the American Medical Association shows that drug overdose deaths rose for the 11th year in a row, but STILL not a single overdose from smoking reefer. What is WRONG with you reefer smokers? 
Of the 38,329 drug overdoses last year, three out of four were from the LEGAL drugs OxyContin and Vicodin.  None was from marijuana. 
Come on reefer smokers. I KNOW you can do better. Your stuff is illegal and you STILL can't kill yourself with it?  What the hell? 

And compared to alcohol or even cough medicine, you are doing a piss poor job at assault too.  Pick it up.
As for coffee drinkers -- you people are simply pathetic. I am ashamed of you.  Go home.

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