Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Girl in 1990?

This evening, I was sent to a web site called glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com


This site exists to try and help examine the vicious rumour that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. We don't claim to know the truth -- only that the rumour floating around saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 should be discussed. So we're going to do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.

Why won't Glenn Beck deny these allegations? We're not accusing Glenn Beck of raping and murdering a young girl in 1990 - in fact, we think he didn't! But we can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped and killed a young girl in 1990?


Glenn Beck doesn't want websites discussing it. But they are. See here and here and here and here and here and all over the Internet.

The question is Out There and the Truth will not be suppressed.

Glenn Beck doesn't want us to do discuss this.

But I think we should. After all, there appears to some kind of police report.

How come Glenn Beck will not tell us what he was doing in Durham back on March 29, 1990?

Don't you think it''s the slightest bit strange that this rapist cried while he raped this girl? Does that remind you of anyone? Sure it's circumstantial, but it's rare circumstances!

And how come Fox News has not denied that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

How come Glenn Beck has not volunteered for a DNA test?

How come he Glenn Beck has never released his criminal rap sheet in all fifty states?

And so I ask you: Do you think Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

Discuss among yourselves.

My fear is that ultimately we may never know whether Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 unless concerned netizens unite to demand a satisfactory answer to the question.

If Glenn Beck did rape and murder a girl back in 1990, I want to hear his side of the story. I believe in redemption through Our Lord Jesus Christ, and it could be that he has changed and found salvation.

And if that is the case, his story could inspire other rapists and murderers who are still in need of rehabilitation and who need to turn their lives around.

That is if he actually raped and murdered that girl back in 1990, an allegation he has not denied and which this police report seems to support.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gosh, Glenn Beck is a piece of work.

I don't know if he raped and murdered a girl or not, but I do know he is not above crazed spurious conspiracy theories about just about anything.

Anonymous said...

The best Glenn Beck moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGeZQrpZbjI&feature=related

"GET OFF MY PHONE, YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!" Followed by a high-pitched scream that I didn't know a man could make.

BTW, I don't think there is a "Speaker of the Parliament" in Australia. It's called the Speaker of the House of Representatives, which is directly cribbed from the US.

Cat, Tessie, & Strata said...

I find this post incredibly humorous, because I am somewhat forced to watch Fox News from time to time because I live at home and my father thinks Fox is the gospel.

A couple of nights ago, Glenn Beck was going on and on about "Why won't Van Jones publicly deny the theory that he is a communist" and "Why won't the White House publicly deny the theory that he is a communist".

Seems a lot like "Dear Kettle. You're black. Love, the Pot."

HTTrainer said...

Here's the bottom of the first link, (it reminds me of those trick quizzes from high school that said: read each and every one of the 10 or 12 instructions before starting the quiz. Somewhere in these instructions it stated this was a trick quiz and it was fun to laugh at everyone who did not read the complete instructions.)

Notice: This site is parody/satire. We assume Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, although we haven't yet seen proof that he didn't. But we think Glenn Beck definitely uses tactics like this to spread lies and misinformation.

Read the last sentence again. That's the point. Read it a third time and ignore the name of the site itself, because anyone who believes that we're trying to actually get people to believe Glenn Beck raped and/or murdered is *whoosh* missing the entire point. So don't be dumb like a lot of people are. I greatly expanded this text because so many people *read* it, and *still* didn't understand.

My mind is made up don't confuse me with the facts!

PBurns said...

The questions remain:

How come Fox News has not denied that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

How come Glenn Beck has not volunteered for a DNA test?

How come Glenn Beck has never released his criminal rap sheet in all fifty states?

How come Glenn Beck has not proven that the police report shown here is a forgery?

If everyone is wrong, how come Glenn Beck has not brought suit against people for raising these questions? doesn't his silence speak volumes?

Why has Glenn Beck not demanded that the entire case file of that girl he allegedly raped and murdered back in 1990 be released and put on the Internet?

And if Glenn Beck was not raping and murdering a girl in Durham back in 1990, what was he doing in Durham? Who was he *really* with on the night in question?

My fear is that ultimately we may never know whether Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 unless concerned netizens unite to demand a satisfactory answers to these question!

P.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfs7mcyvKw

Glenn corrects his spelling mistake!

What a tool!

Wait, I spell that word "Tsar."