Another International Conspiracy

After British Columbia Police officers had to shoot an attacking Pit Bull during a recent drug bust in Canada, some numb-nut wrote in to cry foul about the reporting.

"Of course, another story of another Pit Bull incident. Why does the Paper or News never print any other dog shootings or bites or attacks. They are happening and they are everywhere, but wow you NEVER hear or read about them. Only Pit Bulls."

So there's a conspiracy against Pit Bulls?

The idea was too rich for one wag at The Abbotsford News, not to have a shot at it:

Well there, it’s out of the bag now.

The great, grand conspiracy of the media to destroy the fine upstanding reputation of Pit Bulls, by only reporting on attacks by this particular breed, and covering up police shootings of all other canines.

This happens everywhere, don’t you know, or at least according to the pro-Pit Bull/media conspiracy theorists.

Yessir, there are oodles of Poodles popped by cops all the time, and the press does not report it.

And attacks by psychotic Shih Tzus? Covered up. Muzzled, so to speak.

Children savaged by Scottish Terriers? Quashed. Hushed puppies, if you will.

Oh yes, the conspiracy runs deep indeed.

Actually, it's even worse than that. You see, we have the same thing going on here in the U.S. So it's really an international conspiracy.

Quick -- someone run and tell Ron Paul and Lyndon LaRouche.
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