I flicked past the new Hatfields and McCoys mini-series on the History Channel and instantly rejected it as Kevin Costner crap when I could tell it was not filmed in either West Virginia or Kentucky or Virginia or Tennessee, or even on the East Coast of the United States.
It was strange country. Those were not our mountains or our forests. Could it be California? North-central Oregon?
Nope. Romania. They filmed the Hatfields and McCoys in Romania and thought no one would notice. Morons. Idiots. Pretenders. Fantasists. Hollywood nincompoops. Time wasters. Traitors. Accountants. Zombies.
History Channel? Yeah right.
Pour me some more Kentucky Vodka and tell me again about how we fought the Civil War because Lincoln wanted to hunt down our kin, the vampires.
That movie's ready for the History Channel too, no doubt.