Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

From the web site of The Candies Foundation:


In June 2001, Candie’s launched The Candie’s Foundation, with the mission to educate America's youth about the devastating consequences of teenage pregnancy. The Foundation fuels a celebrity-driven public service announcement campaign that dramatically exposes the devastating consequences of teenage pregnancy, while educating and challenging America’s youth to make healthy decisions about sex.

From the front page of the same web site:


Bristol Palin has been named as an "ambassador" for The Candie's Foundation.


Right.

In other news, Captain Ahab will be heading Greenpeace's "Save the Whales campaign... Charles Manson will be leading the Family Values Coalition .... John Travolta will be heading the National Prayer Breakast... Rush Limbaugh will be heading Americans for a Drug-Free Tomorrow... and Michael Vick will be a spokesperson for PETA.

UPDATE: Bristol Palin says she is pushing what failed for her: abstinence. She says this is a "realistic" idea. Of course, there's two sides to every coin (fantasy and reality in this case) and "Baby Daddy" Levi Johnston says abstinence is unrealistic, and he really, really, really wishes he had worn two condoms that night with Bristol.
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2 comments:

The Suburban Bushwacker said...

Are there any spaces left in the handcart for me?
I fancy going somewhere warm for my holidays.
SBW

YesBiscuit! said...

The Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Foundation