Thursday, November 13, 2025

The Fire Next Time



My most heart-felt wish is that a “construction accident” at the White House results in a terrible fire that burns down the White House and consumes everyone inside it.

Also, if patriots in foreign nations (you know who you are, Venezuela, Canada, Greenland, Mexico) ) decide to blow up the yachts of billionaire pedophile oligarchs (you know who they are), i will be buying drinks at my local.  

Also I think “free cocktails” at any fascist-signed hotel, condo, or country club is a nice socially-forward idea.  See “Molotov Cocktail” instructions on Youtube.

Finally, I have told my local that I will be paying for FREE BORSCHT all week when Ukraine defeats Russia and the last of Putin’s Orcs run screaming back to Siberia.




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