Saturday, November 10, 2018

On the Ragged Edge of American Politics



How small was the "Blue Wave" this last election?

Small.

The Democrats may have won back the majority in the House, but they lost seats in the Senate. 

And then there are these two races.

  • The Author of “Bigfoot Erotica” Becomes a US Congressman
    Denver Riggleman made headlines back in July when he shared the cover art of his upcoming book on Instagram. The book is called The Mating Habits of Bigfoot and Why Women Want Him. The cover image is a sketch of a buff sasquatch with a sensor bar over his genitalia. Riggleman’s opponent ... wait for it it.... wait for it ... Leslie Cockburn tweeted a screenshot of the post, saying that Riggleman “has been exposed as a devotee of Bigfoot erotica.” Cockburn, a Democrat, LOST to the "Sasquatch dong guy," a Republican.

  • Democrat Loses to Dead Pimp
    Dennis Hoff may have been DEAD for three weeks, and he may have been a certified PIMP who ran a (legal) whore house in Nevada, but he was also "pro-life," which was all he needed to win a landslide against Democratic candidate Lesia Romanov. Hoff's body was found by porn star Ron Jeremy and one of his prostitute employees at his "Love Ranch" in Crystal, Nevada.

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