Monday, January 11, 2016

Coffee and Provocation

A Plot to Kidnap Obama's Dog?
A lunatic who intended to kidnap Barack Obama's dogs was apprehended by the Secret Service.  The man, who says he is Jesus Christ and the prodigy of a liaison between Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy, has two illegal guns and 250 rounds of ammunition.  A judge, wanting to prove he was even crazier than the lunatic before him, decided to let him go under "high-risk supervision pending a later court date,"whatever that means. I suspect it means he was white.

A Flower Shop Covering 243 Acres?
The largest building by footprint in the world by footprint covers 518,000 square meters or 243 acres, and is a flower shop in the Netherlands.

Falcons Capturing Live Prey and Storing Them?
Sounds far-fetched and hard to prove, but allegations on an island off Morrocco.

A Fox Steak?

Customers at the JM Danslow butcher shop in Gravesend, Kent, England, can now buy fox meat which has been specially imported from Denmark and Sweden.

They Make Electricity from Cheese? 
No whey!

Strange Coffee Drinks
Never had any of these.  And are these really the best coffee spots in America?

A Two-Headed Lion?
A young Mountain Lion was shot near the Idaho Utah border which had a second jaw jutting out of the back of its head. Most likely it was the last bits of an only partially reabsorbed conjoined twin.

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