Please do not drink alcohol. If you drink alcohol you will become the kind of person who thinks this ad about "virtual reality greyhound racing," will sell help sell vodka.
Apparently we are supposed to associate Absolute Vodka with "cool, trendy, social, and the future" rather than "pathetic, losers and poseurs who play video games in their mother's basement."
Remember: if you drink Absolute Vodka you are not a pathetic, loser and poseur; you are a pretentious cross-dressing douche bag.
If that's the look you are going for, Absolute Vodka is the brand for you!
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1 comment:
Now, now... I don't drink alcohol at all, (or live in my mother's basement) but I found this ad mildly amusing, in a sort of '70s, Zardoz kind of way. The robo-dogs were fun. Though I prefer the real thing, (Greyhounds) I think it's OK to have a little silly, pretentious, cross-dressing laughs.
It is, however, sad that there are those who will aspire to be like this in real life...
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