Friday, November 14, 2008

Best Diet Food Ever



Pork Brains in Milk Gravy, and yes you can eat as much as you want! Armour used to make this wonderful product, but now it's only sold by Rose. The good news is that you can still order it by the case!

Notice that one serving contains 1,170 percent of your daily recommended cholesterol intake.

For a full meal, might I also suggest the Scottish Haggis and for dessert the Spotted Dick?

Of course I know you are all dying to chow down on the Pork Brains in Mike Gravy! All you really need is a recipe!

The good news is that our finest Members of Congress have suited up and showed up to help. Congressman Howard Coble (R-NC) has a nice recipe right here.

Says Congressman Coble:

"When I was a youngster, my mom used to prepare Brains N' Eggs for breakfast. It was a fairly regular breakfast, not at all unusual. So that's when I started eating them. I've enjoyed them ever since, but I can't find any on Capitol Hill. I'll admit the name of the dish is not the most appetizing, but try 'em, you might like 'em!"


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3 comments:

Chas S. Clifton said...

I will have to try some. Sounds like great hunting-camp food. ;-)

Seriously, your brain *is* full of cholesterol, and people who try cutting too far back might be hurting themselves.

Just drink more red wine. It fixes everything. St. Paul said so.

Anonymous said...

Back during my infamous college career, I foolishly took a graduate animal behaviour course, thinking it would actually be about learning animals' behaviour. It ended up being the prattling of egg heads about this neuron firing on that neuron, and no good critter stories at all. I often interrupted the scientific train of thought by interjecting various hillbilly observations on subjects being discussed--I was not popular in the class. Anyway, one time a heated debate was raging about a controversial experiment involving mice who were trained to run a maze, killed, and their brains fed to other mice, who learned the maze faster. The debate revolved around whether or not "knowledge" could be transmitted this way--some of the grad students were vehemently defending this notion. I commented that if it WAS true, then all the people that ate pig brains could explain a lot of human behaviour--brought the debate to a screeching halt; you could hear the crickets chirping....L.B.

Anonymous said...

Pork Brains. In Milk Gravy. My effete California mind reels as the stomach churns. Otherwise, words fail me.