Happy Birthday, John McCain

Happy Birthday, John McCain. At age 72, you would be the oldest person elected to a first term as President of the United States.

You would also be only candidate to ever enter office with four bouts of cancer under your belt already.

No worries though. It's not like your mind is going, is it? No memory lapses for you!

And look at the back-up person you have put in place for us -- a woman who has no experience at all! I'm sure she'll do a fine job.

Who's to say she won't? Let's just watch her tackle illegal immigration and dictators and strong men in North Korea, Iran and Pakistan.

I am sure straightening out Medicare and Social Security is going to be just as simple as getting a new stop sign put up in Wasilla.

No, we are in fine hands with her.

Thanks for taking so much time and care in handling that important decision, John McCain!
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