Two elderly hunters come to a fence and begin to cross over when one of them suddenly clutches his heart and falls to the ground.
His buddy, in full panic, grabs his cell phone and calls an emergency operator: "My b-b-buddy just fell down! He's not breathing and his eyes are r-r-rolled back in his head. I think he might be d-d-dead. What do I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Ok just take it easy. First, let's check to make sure your friend is really dead."
A silence is heard, and then a shot rings out.
"OK," says the hunter, "Now what?"
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