Saturday, May 03, 2014

Museum No Longer Seeks Penis Donor

Did you know there is an Icelandic penis museum?

'Tis true. It's called the Icelandic Phallological Museum.

They are (or at least were) looking for a human donor.

Then, some years back, Pall Arason died at the age of 95 and donated his Member.

Now, someone has stepped forward with a more generous offer. Jonah Falcon, a 43-year-old Manhattanite who "is recognized for having the longest penis ever measured in a documentary" has said that when he croaks he will gift his 13.5" Johnson to science.

And then, of course, there is the crackpot American who has tattooed his penis, named it Elmo, and says he will have it cut off and mailed to Iceland provided it is put in a special case. Science!

The museum already has over 261 other non-playing organs in the collection, from whale to elephant, and from hamster to fox. That's an elephant penis in the top picture. Various pickled members are displayed below.

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