If you are without a job, Jesus will not help, but Google will give you employment ads, a quick application process, and the phone number of a friend who might lend you $50.
Google, unlike God, is real. It’s a store, a book, a movie, a therapist, a friend, mechanical instruction, financial advice, a clock, a weather station, a history lesson, and even an ancient iron-age book of fear and myth if that’s what you really want.
Google is real.
Also, Google has that "don't be evil" policy.
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