Do you Dillydally?
Do you Shilly-shally?
Would you rather Lallygag?
At the Mope and Poke School of Dawdle and Delay we can help.
Start by taking our course in Lingering and Malingering, then advance to Loitering and Layabout, and we will have you Lallygagging in no time!
Some of our graduates have gone on to be first-rate Goldbrickers, Scofflaws, and Charlatans, and the very best have taken jobs with Customer Support.
Send $50 and start your career careening to a standstill!
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