Coffee and Provocation

Baby Killer
Some years back, South Dakota lowered the age for hunting licenses to 10. Now Wisconsin is moving into toddler territory with a bill that would allow any age to hunt, eliminating the Wisconsin’s current minimum hunting age, which is currently 12. The new bill would allow any age to hunt and would even eliminate the rule that a hunter and “mentor” have only one firearm between them. In doing so, the state would join 34 other states without a minimum age.

A Rash of Sealed Criminal Indictments in DC?
Here are 17 of them, one right after another.  Something is going down.  Is it Mueller time?

The Failing AKC Adds Four New Breeds
When a new dog breed is added to the American Kennel Club's roles, that breed begins to swirl around the porcelain toilet bowl and starts its journey to oblivion. The reason for this is that the AKC gives zero points for health, zero points for work, and zero points for temperament, and requires dogs to be bred within a closed and very small gene pool, leading to inbreeding and then disease. The latest "floaters" destined to go down the river of disease, deformity, and dysfunction are the Cirneco dell’Etna, the Pumi, the Lagotto Romagnolo, and the Miniature American Shepherd.

This May Lead to Alcohol Overdose
The Washington D.C. restaurant The Bird is serving a $5 “Moscow Mueller” every time a Trump associate is indicted during Special Counsel Bob Mueller’s investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

Mutant Government Killer
The U.S. Government has approved "killer' mosquitoes to fight disease. DC and 20 states on the approved list for the flying death squads.

Closer to God?
Fox News host Ainsley Earhardt claimed that church was the best place to get shot, because it’s where she feels closest to God. No, I am not making that up.