Southern Quail Hunt | Mossy Oak, MS from Ball and Buck on Vimeo.
This is how you do it, with young men in clothes so new they still have the tags on them. You walk to a field, stare out over non-existent dogs in nonexistent cover, and 15 dead or half-dead birds are tossed in front of you by a black gentleman who is paid to hold the dogs and throw the birds. Then you climb into your immaculate Land Rover Defender, so new it has not yet been to a car wash, and return to your blonde wife who admires your outdoorsy masculinity.
This is how you do it, with young men in clothes so new they still have the tags on them. You walk to a field, stare out over non-existent dogs in nonexistent cover, and 15 dead or half-dead birds are tossed in front of you by a black gentleman who is paid to hold the dogs and throw the birds. Then you climb into your immaculate Land Rover Defender, so new it has not yet been to a car wash, and return to your blonde wife who admires your outdoorsy masculinity.
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