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How can I save you so much money?
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Bulk + Freeze Drying = BIG SAVINGS for you!
My Freeze-dried Essence of Homeopathy health kit is enough to treat 50 dogs, and costs you only $50!
The secret ingredient is Di-Hydrogen Monoxide, which is an essential part of canine eye and ear mechanics, muscle tissue, brain balance, skin healing, and the canine and feline digestive system.
Our Freeze-dried Essence of Homeopathy is absolutley pure and has not been adulterated. We ship the product directly to you.
Freeze-Dried Essence of Homeopathy
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Please let us know if you have a dog that weighs 1-20 pounds, 20-50 pounds, or a dog that weighs larger than 50 pounds. If you have different sized dogs, you may need to buy the right dosage for each dog.Also available, while supplies last, our award-winning publication (copies signed by the author!):
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Order before Midnight, and I will give you an extra 20%!
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How large a bulk order do I have to buy before you actually don't have to ship anything to me?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I want to caution pet parents about following through on treatment. Remember, if you stop the homeopathic treatment, your dog will overdose.
In perhaps an over-abundance of caution, I never ship more Dihydrogen Monoxide than will treat 500 dogs (10 orders) in one year, as Dihydrogen Monoxide, like any medicine, can be abused.
ReplyDeleteWhile Dihydrogen Monoxide is an essential element of life and treatment at the doses I recommend will only stimulate the lungs, digestive tract, brain, blood, and encocrine systems, as well as provide an extra doze of vitality in reproduction, it is true that Dihydrogen Monoxide can kill if given in massive doses or in the wrong way. Our product is fully labeled, however, and I am pleased to say that we have NEVER had an illness caused by our product, much less a mortality.
Our product is also not habit forming, unlike some other competitor products. Your dog or cat can quit using our labeled form of Dihydrogen Monoxide at any time, and no harmful effects will ensue -- just feed and water your dog as before.
That said, are you feeding your dog the RIGHT food?
I have friends who have fed their dogs the WRONG food, and their dogs have died of cancer, ataxia, renal failure, and vehicle impact, which is why I wrote my award-winning publication: "Dog Food Secrets 'They' Don't Want You To Know About".
As a special offer, folks that place a double order for Dihydrogen Monoxide (enough to trear 50 dogs for two years!) will get a FREE signed copy of this publication, which is an $85 value!
I have read that your Dihydrogen Monoxide will aid in the digestion of the protein in my Royal Canin Shih Tzu 24 dog food. I hope this is true as at $41.39 for a 10lb bag, I want to be sure to get all we can from it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, a warning. Make sure you keep that stuff out of the reach of kids. My youngest drank some by mistake and a week and a half later he developed a mean cold.
OOH how exciting! As soon as I cancel that check to Mr. Kevin Trudeau, I'll order a big ol' batch!
ReplyDeleteIs it the 1st of April yet? Jesus I did not realise...
ReplyDeleteIf I provide my own water truck, can you cut me a better deal?
ReplyDeleteCan I over dilute? I have heard that one can 'stretch' the dosage by over constituting by 25% but no more than 36.72% (something to do with molecule desperateness??).
ReplyDeleteI understand you are in business to sell and make profit (all well and good) but I also sense your integrity and hope you could offer the most in practical advise for what could be a very valued customer.
Thank You..baah..baa
VBG!
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