Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Not Dead Yet!

This is the best title of the day -- sent to me by a friend:

Pat Burns responds after being reported dead


I'm not sure it's the best article of all time on the subject, however.

You see, the article below also has a pretty good title, plus a great opening line, and it includes a tale of the subject being tasered in his underwear while outside in 30 degree weather. Hard to beat that!

What happened to Patrick Burns?


Of course, I have not actually been reported dead, nor am I actually dead.

But keep praying.

Some day it's sure to work!
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4 comments:

  1. HTTrainer6:22 PM

    Oh, that Pat Burns.

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  2. PBurns6:53 PM

    No. You mean THAT, Pat Burns.

    Believe it or not, there are two of us on the same street!

    We are as common as tupperware.

    P

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  3. Seahorse8:26 PM

    You should go by 'Trick Burns. You'd sound really ghetto in your bad-ass zip code. Word.

    Seahorse ;)

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  4. Unknown1:01 AM

    Patrick, I clicked on the link for What Happened to Patrick Burns? and just started reading and Norton blocked it with a big yellow page and told me to GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!!!

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