This man says he has a Honda Ruckus scooter, and he is looking for a "celebrity client" so he can show the world that he is a better dog trainer than Cesar Millan.
He says this video tape is proof of his awesome dog training capabilities.
He also says "Sign me to a book deal, or someone else will."
Excellent. Perfect. Crazy as as bedbug.
Does Pfizer maker a pill for this?
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Monday, May 31, 2010
This Man Is Better Than Cesar Millan (so he says)
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Someone should train Mike how to sing! I don't believe he would have the same measure of success trying that trick with my bulldog.
ReplyDeleteHe's utterly batshit. He's been on the rec.pets discussion groups for years, claiming to be the second coming of Buddha, Jesus and Bill Koehler, all rolled into one.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought this was a spoof put out by a Cesar Millan enthusiasts; this guy really is THAT bad a trainer, AND really does appear to be that crazy.
ReplyDeletePoor thing. I wonder if he'll ever stop living in his mother's basement. I cannot help but wonder how he figures he'll meet "a celebrity" on his Honda Ruckus scooter. It all seems like a setup for "Dumb and Dumber".
Patrick
If he's better than Cesar, then I'm the queen of Persia.
ReplyDeleteThere. I said it.
Quite honestly, I didn't even get through the singing part. It was that bad. Don't they usually lock up delusional people anyway, or was that only in the days of institutionalization?
And yes, I believe Pfizer makes a pill for people (men?) like this: VIVA VIAGRA! Hey, gotta compensate somehow...better with a little blue pill than making everyone's ears bleed and screwing around (figuratively) with some poor mutt.
He's hot.
ReplyDeleteSeahorse ;)