Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Rosette Chasing Made Easy



Are you one of those show dog people that spends every weekend driving hundreds of miles and shelling out thousands of dollars in the hope of winning an AKC ribbon?

Well good news!

Now you can save gas and be assured of a win!

How?

Simple: Just order your AKC rosette directly off of E-bay.

If you want the rosette to actually be the breed of dog you own, just wait -- it will show up in time!

And YES, Ebay has a permanent search function just for your rosette-chasing neeeds.

Excellent!

And NO, no one needs to know!

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1 comment:

  1. Heather Houlahan9:40 AM

    Shouldn't your header read "Rosette Chasing Made Easier?

    I never thought that buying a dog and hiring someone else to take it on road trips was a particularly difficult hobby.

    Expensive, sure, but difficult?

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