The Kennel Club organizers of Crufts have put out a press release suggesting a new whine that Crufts users can pour into an old bottle: Their dog didn't win because of the RSPCA and Pedigree Dogs Exposed.Eh? How's that work?
Simple: As the The Kennel Club put it in a press release they released through a vanity pay-to-say press release service called "The Press Association":
The changes, made in January, could mean that dogs previously considered top of their breed may not stand a chance of winning this year.
Or to phrase it a bit differently:
"I'm really pissed off because I did not win, and I want you to know I care a LOT more about that damn ribbon than I do about my breed's health! Screw the dog's misery! I wanted a ribbon!!"The Kennel Club press office: A gift that just keeps giving.
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