Oh-my-God-is-that-pit-bull?
"Nope. That's an education campaign on four legs."
Eh?
"Oh, you mean the DOG?"
Right.
"He's a Darwin Retriever, a rare breed descended from the Shenandoah Mountain Cur. Darwin Retrievers fetch us back to man's original intent: healthy dogs that can run all day in the field and then fall asleep at the foot of your bed at night."
Oh! So, not it's not a Kennel Club breed then?
"No."
And the shirt?
"It's what all the best Darwin Retrievers are wearing these days. It comes in sizes to fit anything from a 12-pound working terrier to a 35-pound border collie, to a 50-pound bird dog, or an 80-pounder cross-bred lurcher.
And you have sizes to fit Pit Bulls too?
"Of course! They are the most American of dogs. Just order your T-shirt here."
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