Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Pooper Scooper Barbie



The bright lights at Mattel have come up with Pooper Scooper Barbie.

Barbie's dog is a generic-looking Labrador called "Tanner." Barbie can feed the dog biscuits which then emerge from the dog’s rear-end. Barbie then has to pooper scooper them up with her baby-blue pooper scooper before Tanner wolfs them down again. Hey, that's just like real dog ownership! Order yours now.

And true to the blog "Stuff White People Like," Tanner the dog only comes with Caucasian Barbie. Perfect!




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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:15 AM

    is that a puddle of urine under the waste bin?

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  2. Anonymous11:42 PM

    I am SO ticked off that you found this and blogged about it before I did...

    Pouting (and posting a link)
    -Janeen

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  3. For more irreverent Barbies, see agility Barbie's archives at http://web.archive.org/web/20040602200133/agilitytrials2001.homestead.com/AB1.html
    and many dog-related Barbies at http://www.showdog-magazine.com/humor/humor68.htm

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  4. ha! i got that for my 9 yr old daughter and my 7 month old Red Fell from Linruff hates that plastic toy dog. He must think its a mouse or rat. I can't wait to hunt with him. On a side note, those lil' poop pellets look like tick tats, but don't taste like them.

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