Wednesday, August 29, 2007

A Conformation Champion



In the past, I have compared dog shows to beauty contests.

This little piece of cotton candy is the human equivalent of an Irish Setter, and she won fourth place (third runner up) in the "Miss Teen USA" contest.

My understanding is that she's already being offered a network anchor slot.

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4 comments:

  1. BorderWars4:18 AM

    Hahaha. I've seen the video playing on TV, but they didn't show the question. That makes it all the funnier.

    More evidence that it's not how smart you really are, it's how well you speak. My guess is that this Miss has problems in both areas.

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  2. Anonymous8:49 AM

    Oh... And world peace.

    bs

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  3. Anonymous8:03 PM

    She sounds Presidential to me.

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  4. Anonymous1:09 PM

    Am I the only one who thinks it is totally strange that she refers repeatedly to South Africa and Iraq? Did some of the other questions ask about those nations? Was she expecting to have to answer something else????

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