Saturday, July 28, 2012

A Few Words from Mitt Romney

The following is a quote is from Mitt Romnet's book No Apology:

"England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn't make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn't been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler's ambitions.”

Following his recent visit to the U.K. where he questioned whether the British could pull off a REAL Olympic games as well as HE did a much-reduced winter games (working entirely alone and without any help from anyone else, and never mind that U.S. Government bailout he does not like to talk about), presidential wanna-be Mitt Romney flew to Israel where this report has just come in from our crack team of transcribers:


In Mitt Romney's opening speech at Ben Gurion Airport, he says he has always had a deep love for and connection to Israel... especially after Anne Frank and all the other Jews that were murdered in the holocaust were baptized as Mormons after their death.

He also told the assembled crowd that he knows the Israelis are not like the British. While the British would have been driven into the sea by Adolph Hilter, he explained, he knows the Jews would have fought back and that they did not need America's assistance then, or now.


Seahorse said...

Nah-uh...did he REALLY say that at Ben Gurion, or was that The Onion? As much as I want to believe he's an even dumber wad than I thought, I can't find the reference.

The "baptism" of dead people, especially dead Jewish people, is reprehensible and well documented. If only people would sober up and realize it's all a fairytale anyway, life would be much simpler, but JESUS, the Jews cannot catch a BREAK in this world! Oh, and poor Jesus, he got Mormon baptized, too. And we wonder where Mitt gets his sense of entitlement? Money and Mormonism!


PBurns said...

He he. Just being a little prescient. Romney has not yet left London. He may yet say it... it fits his world view, his knowledge base and the facts. He did say that about the UK, he cannot disavow his crazy religion or what they have done (it is core religious practice), and of course he sneers at anyone who has ever needed assistance even as he claims he did it all himself (except for firing everybody and depositing their paychecks in hus Swiss bank account, of course) . Let's s see how good the presss corps is and how smart the Israelis are. The Brits were brilliant.

Seahorse said...

HA! So, now in addition to Anti-Christ, Anti-dote, Rope-a-Dope and Rootbeer Float, we have to add soothsayer to your resume?

Sad thing is, after the debacle in the UK, I believed it *could* be true that Mitt the Twit stepped all over his boy-parts in Israel. Gawd, what a world, what a candidate!