Friday, May 20, 2011

Obama Farks It Up.... Again


This is why government is farked up.

Look at this page from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

NOWHERE on there do they mention the need for a shotgun.

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

You are going to NEED a shotgun.

Damn it Obama, not everyone can direct dial Seal Team Six!

Sure we're going to need this stuff too:

Water (1 gallon per person per day)

Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)

Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)

Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)

Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)

Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)

Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)

First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

But it's just NUTS not to have a shotgun in there too. 

It's Z-O-M-B-I-E-S for God's sake! 

We're NOTgoing to need a passport or a birth certificate (sounds like you found yours, huh?). 

We ARE going to need at least four boxes of magnum loads.
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5 comments:

Digger said...

I had to disallow anonymous and unregulated comments on my blogs for similar reasons you face, Patrick. So the feeling is mutual!
As for the government. Rome 2.0 anyone?

Gina said...

I'm really not up on my Zombie information, but ... do bullets stop them?

PBurns said...

The problem with regular bullets is that they zip through rotting flesh, while a close-up shotgun blast with a lot of gunpowder and lead will leave a HOLE where the head or legs used to be. No head, and they cannot see. No legs, and they cannot move.

Seahorse said...

Do we know when the Z. A. is scheduled?

Seahorse

PBurns said...

Always be prepared. When it starts, it's going to be too late to get bleach, shotgun shells or gasoline.

P